I don't know what prompted this, and I don't care.
Nigel Hayes, Wisconsin's star senior -- and apparent lover of tight jean shorts -- pulled off some weird stunt and subsequently shared it on Twitter.
He overdubbed a play-by-play call of WWE wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin winning a match. Then he took out a couple of jabronis outside the Kohl Center with some stunners.
#StoneColdSteveAustinChallengepic.twitter.com/6oT1zN3T9O
— Nigel Hayes (@NIGEL_HAYES) July 1, 2016
If Nigel Hayes wants to be the face of college basketball next season, fine by me.
Also, if we're setting the over/under at 0.5 for college basketball players recreating this video while wearing thigh-high, tight jean shorts, I'll take the under. Do you, Nigel.