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OH! DON'T HURT 'EM! USATSI

I don't know what prompted this, and I don't care.

Nigel Hayes, Wisconsin's star senior -- and apparent lover of tight jean shorts -- pulled off some weird stunt and subsequently shared it on Twitter.

He overdubbed a play-by-play call of WWE wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin winning a match. Then he took out a couple of jabronis outside the Kohl Center with some stunners.

If Nigel Hayes wants to be the face of college basketball next season, fine by me.

Also, if we're setting the over/under at 0.5 for college basketball players recreating this video while wearing thigh-high, tight jean shorts, I'll take the under. Do you, Nigel.