Saturday Meal Plan: Your Week 7 TV Viewer's Guide

The Saturday Meal Plan fills you in on what to watch, when to watch and where to watch every Saturday during the college football season.

This is that weird weekend of college football that happens once every season. Normally because of television and the money it brings in we find that the most attractive matchups of the week take place in primetime. It's because of this that the early shifts generally feature one interesting game and a couple other games that might demand your attention should things break right.

But that's not the case this week.

No, this week you better wake up early and ready because the schedule is coming right out of the gate with the good stuff. Having multiple television screens in front of you would be advised as well, because it's easier to make tough decisions when you don't have to make the decisions at all.

BREAKFAST

No. 25 Missouri Tigers at No. 7 Georgia Bulldogs -- ESPN, Noon (All times Eastern)

Last I checked in on the Bulldogs the entire team was hurt. Like, even poor little Uga has a sprained paw, and no amount of adorable can cure it. All of which means that Missouri might actually pull off a major upset in Athens on Saturday. And that means by the time Saturday is over Missouri could have sole possession of first place in the SEC East. Which we all knew was a possiblity before the season started.

No. 12 Oklahoma Sooners vs. Texas Longhorns -- ABC,  Noon

Call it the Red River Rivalry all you want, I prefer to keep my tongue untwisted and my old fashioned ways alive. IT'S THE RED RIVER SHOOTOUT, DARN IT. It's okay to call something a shootout when nobody is actually going to be shooting anybody with guns, all right? Well, okay, so there's a chance Mack Brown might be forced to face an actual firing squad should Texas lose, but I'm not here to discuss the traditions of the great state of Texas.

Iowa State Cyclones at No. 20 Texas Tech Red Raiders -- Fox Sports 1, Noon

I understand that many people consider Kliff Kingsbury to be quite dreamy. In fact, I've heard him referred to as Kliff Dreamsbury from some. However, whether you think he looks like Ryan Gosling or not, there is absolutely no reason to be watching this game over the first two I just listed.

Pittsburgh Panthers at No. 24 Virginia Tech Hokies Tech" data-canon="Virginia Cavaliers" data-type="SPORTS_OBJECT_TEAM" id="shortcode0"> -- ESPNU, Noon

This game is just like Iowa State-Texas Tech but without Kliff Kingsbury, so, you know, unless you went to one of these schools or have a family member on one of the teams -- and even then, only if you really like that family member -- there are better options for you.

Indiana Hoosiers at Michigan State Spartans State" data-canon="Michigan Wolverines" data-type="SPORTS_OBJECT_TEAM" id="shortcode0"> -- ESPN2, Noon

Okay, so this game features a couple of contrasting styles, and Indiana may be better than you think considering it beat Penn State Nittany Lions last week. However, this game should be limited to commercial viewing as it may feature something interesting happening, but it's no more than a backup plan.

Memphis Tigers at Houston Cougars -- ESPNNews, Noon

Uh, well, uhhhh, hmmmmm. I got nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Eastern Michigan Eagles at Army West Point Black Knights -- CBS Sports Network, Noon

With the government shutdown going on there's nothing to watch on C-SPAN so if you want to see the government actually doing something this weekend, here's your only option on Saturday morning. 

Nebraska Cornhuskers at Purdue Boilermakers -- Big Ten Network, Noon

Four out of five doctors agree that you should limit your Purdue intake as much as possible. The fifth doctor was unresponsive after watching Purdue.

Kansas Jayhawks at TCU Horned Frogs -- Fox Sports 1, Noon

Kansas is going to win a Big 12 game eventually, but if this is the one it does win you'll hear about it long before you need to flip this one on.

LUNCH

Boston College Eagles at No. 3 Clemson Tigers -- ABC/ESPN2, 3:30 p.m.

There are a lot of really good games going on during this shift, and this really isn't one of them. Sure, there's a chance something crazy could happen, but when you see the other games I'm about to list you're going to forget about this one awfully quick.

No. 17 Florida Gators at No. 10 LSU Tigers -- CBS, 3:30 p.m.

There have been five SEC on CBS games this season. In those five games there has been an average of 72 points scored and the winning teams are winning by an average margin of 7.6 points. While I'm not sure the 72 point average will be reached in this game, I'm fairly confident the final margin will be about the same. So you should be watching.

No. 15 Baylor Bears at Kansas State Wildcats -- Fox, 3:30 p.m.

If this is your first chance of the year to watch a Baylor game and see what all the fuss is about when it comes to this offense, tune in to this one. If things go as they have all season the Bears will be on pace for 100 points come halftime and you can then flip to the second half of another game.

No. 19 Northwestern Wildcats at Wisconsin Badgers -- ABC/ESPN2, 3:30 p.m.

The last time both of these teams were on a football field they were losing to Ohio State. Now they can try and take out the frustration from those losses out on one another. I have a feeling this one could turn out to be quite the up-and-down tennis match, which is a rarity in the Big Ten.

Virginia at Maryland Terrapins -- ESPNU, 3:30 p.m.

Somebody somewhere will watch this game with a very sad look on their face.

No. 2 Oregon Ducks at No. 16 Washington Huskies -- Fox Sports 1, 4 p.m.

Personally I am really looking forward to this game. Washington played very well on the road against Stanford Cardinal last week, and if Oregon is going to suffer a loss during the regular season this year, this is one of the most likely spots for it to happen. This one should be a lot of fun.

No. 18 Michigan at Penn State -- ESPN, 5 p.m.

This game is starting later than all the other games during this block because it wants to watch those games just as much as you do.

DINNER

No. 5 Stanford at Utah Utes -- Pac-12 Network, 6 p.m.

This could be a tough game for Stanford. The Cardinal had trouble at home against Washington last week and this week they're on the road to face a Utah team that's very tough to beat at home. Stanford also has a date with UCLA Bruins looming next week. Is there a possiblity they get caught looking ahead? Only one way to find out.

No. 1 Alabama Crimson Tide at Kentucky Wildcats -- ESPN2, 7 p.m.

Kentucky running back Jojo Kemp gave us all some weird bulletin board material this week. He didn't come out and say that Kentucky was going to beat Alabama on Saturday or anything, but instead guaranteed that Kentucky would score against the Tide. Which, wow, reach for the stars, Jojo. This is just like that one time Babe Ruth called his shot, but instead of saying where he'd hit a home run he just said "I'm going to swing at the next pitch!"

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets at Brigham Young Cougars -- ESPNU, 7 p.m.

Normally I'd say something about not having to watch this game, but like I said in the introduction, there really isn't a whole lot to choose from in primetime.

Boise State Broncos at Utah State Aggies -- CBS Sports Network, 8 p.m.

This game looked a whole lot more interesting before Utah State quarterback Chuckie Keeton was lost for the season last week. Now just thinking about watching Utah State without Chuckie just makes me sad and angry at the world.

No. 9 Texas A&M at Ole Miss Rebels -- 8:30 p.m.

Not exactly a headliner game, but of all the games in this shift this one could be the most entertaining. That's what happens when you combine Johnny Manziel and any team against Texas A&M's defense.

LATE NIGHT SNACKS

California Golden Bears at No. 11 UCLA -- ESPN2, 10:30 p.m.

There are only two teams in the Pac-12 that you could qualify as "bad" and Cal just happens to be one of them. I suppose there's a chance that UCLA could get caught looking ahead to Stanford next week, but I'm not even sure that would matter all that much.

Oregon State Beavers at Washington State Cougars -- ESPNU, 10:30 p.m.

Washington State used to be a Pac-12 team you could qualify as "bad" but that's not the case anymore. I know that it's not the sexiest matchup of the world, but this game could provide a very entertaining way to end your college football Saturday.

CBS Sports Writer

Tom Fornelli has been a college football writer at CBS Sports since 2010. During his time at CBS, Tom has proven time and again that he hates your favorite team and thinks your rival is a paragon of football... Full Bio

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