Video: West Virginia kindly asks fans to stop burning couches
It seems the folks of Morgantown aren't entirely sure what the purpose of a couch is.
While I think this is a solid message from
- You can pretend that your couch is a boat and you are the captain of a ship.
- Have you ever built a couch fort? Why aren't you building a couch fort right now? Also, don't let girls into your couch fort because girls have cooties.
- Couches are excellent places to store dirty clothes that you just haven't gotten around to washing yet.
- You can wipe your hands on a couch after you've been eating Cheetos.
And those are just some of the things I could think of off the top of my head. The point is that couches have a myriad of uses, and if you burn them, well, they have no more uses.
Isn't a lot of uses better than no uses? I sure think so.
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