We know National Signing Day is all about which schools signed the best classes. But if we're being honest, the real winners are the schools that sign prospects with killer names.
You probably already know about Illinois State commit Kobe Buffalomeat, who could very well have the greatest All-Name Team entry of all time. But here are some of the other All-Name entries for the 2017 recruiting class who deserve recognition as well.
Have any All-Name team selections of your own? Feel free to share.
Sincere David, Ole Miss -- There may be no two things in college football that will ever go together as well as Sincere David and Ole Miss do. Quintessential, even by the most rigorous standards.
#NSD17 ALERT: 3-star DL Sincere David (Jacksonville, FL) is the newest Ole Miss Rebel! pic.twitter.com/xGfPewO0ku
— Ole Miss Football (@OleMissFB) February 1, 2017
Wrangler Haresnape, West Texas A&M -- The first name is decidedly Brett Favre-y, but the last name sounds like the new villain in an upcoming Harry Potter spinoff.
Welcome to #BuffNation, Wrangler!#WTNSD17pic.twitter.com/HBfRNn1PD6
— Buffalo Football (@WTAMUFootball) February 1, 2017
Racey McMath, LSU -- I've seen "Speedy" as a name, but never Racey. And McMath? Well, that just tells us he's multifaceted. Fast and smart.
Hold that Tiger! Welcome to the LSU family Racey McMath of New Orleans, La. @raceymcmathhttps://t.co/cx8oKpzteE#LSUNSD17pic.twitter.com/6C3H5nlJLy
— LSU Football (@LSUfootball) February 1, 2017
Ye'Majesty Sanders, Jacksonville State -- Ye'Majesty! Ye'Majesty!
Another 3-Star War Pig! Welcome to the #JSUGamecocks Family Ye'Majesty Sanders of Spencer HS in GA! #JSUNSD17#StayCockypic.twitter.com/qGIXYkngBo
— Jax State Athletics (@JSUGamecocks) February 1, 2017
Trevor Brohard, New Mexico State -- Hearing this Gronk reincarnate will wear No. 69 for the Aggies. Oh, and Beta rules!
2016 USA Today First-Team All-USA New Mexico Defensive POY! Welcome to the Aggie family, Trevor! #SigningDay#MakeAPlay | #AggieUppic.twitter.com/W80SPhKi5D
— NM State Football (@NMStateFootball) February 1, 2017
Jaeger Bull, Rice -- Trevor Brohard's favorite drink on Thirsty Thursday.
From Corpus Christi to South Main, @JaegerBull4 is ready to be a Rice Owl. pic.twitter.com/UHKiVvfT6N
— Rice Football (@RiceFootball) February 1, 2017
John Stamos, Navy -- No, not the actor. I know, I thought Uncle Jesse would have made a fine Midshipmen, too.
John Stamos, Navy Appointment VPHS Football @SoCalSidelines@ocvarsity@latsondheimerpic.twitter.com/2vSzoRMNP0
— Villa Park Athletics (@VPHSathletics) February 1, 2017
Octavius Pringle, Coastal Carolina -- An absolutely delightful juxtaposition of total opposite-sounding things.
Chant nation please welcome Tay Pringle to the family! #BallAtTheBeachpic.twitter.com/PqyQWuCv3M
— CCU FOOTBALL (@CoastalFootball) February 1, 2017
Letter No. 2 also out of FLA.
— Illini Football (@IlliniFootball) February 1, 2017
Welcome to the #Illini, @DawsonDeGroot. #WeWillWin 🔶🔷 pic.twitter.com/AxRyAvSQiu