Elaine Benes, we've found your dance partner.
North Carolina State got out with a 65-56 win over Maryland Monday night, giving Mark Gottfried a nice gift for his 50th birthday. What's more, the team did it without its best player, T.J. Warren. Afterward, Gottfried congratulated his guys, told them they'd have Tuesday off, then said everyone would convene on Wednesday to begin prepping for Georgia Tech on Sunday.
The cheers began. And then Gottfried began to full-body dry heave. It's his greatest showing as Wolfpack coach since he dropped out of a plane back in October.
Sweet fancy Moses.