College basketball: sneakily luscious.
CollegeInsider.com thinks so, anyway. The website on Friday opted to go ahead and name the 100 sexiest men associated with college hoops. Wayne Tinkle, the Montana coach who I believe is the tallest one in the sport, was named the sexiest coach.
High-profile coaches on the list include Kevin Ollie, Steve Lavin, Steve Alford, Tony Bennett, Shaka Smart and, of course, Jay Wright. Bill Self, even.
Somehow, Bob Huggins is on the list, which is making me reevaluate everything I've ever done regarding my hair and garb when covering games. John Giannini and Jamie Dixon also qualify as hunk material, so consider me awash with bafflement (no offense, fellas).
Wait ... even Oakland coach Greg Kampe made the list. I've reached out to Kampe for an official statement on the matter.
Have to note that CBSSports.com writers Jeff Borzello and Jon Rothstein also made the cut as part of the media contingent included. Both guys are never one to push away early from the table, so consider them somewhat of an upset to even make this list to begin with.
Noticeably absent: yours truly and Gary Parrish. We're a list unto ourselves, though. No resentment here, even if this is a snub beyond anything the NCAA selection committee could pull off. Nevertheless, congrats to Rothstein and Borzello. And here's the latter chap in his natural element: on the beach, looking at himself, and sucking in his gut. And that's a lot of thigh, man. Tan those interiors, I guess. Hair's working for you, though, as always.