PHOTO: How to give your car a Minnesota Gophers makeover

Let's pretend for a moment that your name is Gary.

Why Gary?

Well, Gary is just the name that makes the most sense at the moment. Anyway, Gary, stop worrying about your name and worry about what you are.

You're a Minnesota fan. In fact, Gary, you're a season-ticket holder and on the morning of every home game you make the drive from nearby Roseville, Minnesota to TCF Bank Stadium.

There's only one problem. Sure, you got your Minnesota hat and Minnesota jersey on. You even have a pair of maroon and gold dice hanging from the rearview. The problem is, as you make that drive down I-35W, all those cars you're cruising by can't take the time to look inside your car, and they don't know how much you love Minnesota.

And they need to know, Gary. You've sacrificed so much due to your love of Gophers football. Everything from personal relationships to your job performance.

So what do you do, Gary? How do you let the world know how much Minnesota means to you? Any idiot can buy a hat, a jersey, or hang some fuzzy dice from the rearview. What can you do so that the world knows Gary is the biggest Gopher fan out there.

And then it hits you.



Congratulations, Gary. You've made it.

Hat tip: Big Ten Network