Video: West Virginia kindly asks fans to stop burning couches

By Tom Fornelli | Staff Writer

While I think this is a solid message from West Virginia to its fans as the Mountaineers get ready to begin a new life in the Big 12, there are a lot more things that a couch can be used for besides what is mentioned in the video.

  • You can pretend that your couch is a boat and you are the captain of a ship.
  • Have you ever built a couch fort? Why aren't you building a couch fort right now? Also, don't let girls into your couch fort because girls have cooties.
  • Couches are excellent places to store dirty clothes that you just haven't gotten around to washing yet.
  • You can wipe your hands on a couch after you've been eating Cheetos.

And those are just some of the things I could think of off the top of my head. The point is that couches have a myriad of uses, and if you burn them, well, they have no more uses.

Isn't a lot of uses better than no uses? I sure think so.

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