Do you like college football? Do you like watching Johnny "Football" Manziel do crazy Johnny "Football" Manziel things? Do you like the Beatles*?
Then stop reading this silly introduction and watch this eight-minute compilation of all 47 touchdowns the newly crowned Manning Award winner racked up during his preposterous redshirt freshman season:
*"Back in the U.S.S.R." was written to soundtrack football highlights. Just watch.