The Eye on College Football has spent plenty of time this Friday talking college football gambling odds, so this seems as good a time as any to mention our wish for lines on things like "Steve Spurrier announces six or more new plans for SEC scheduling by August 1" (-130) or "Bret Bielema fakes motorcycle crash with dime-store mannequin on board just for the laughs." (+250).
The only problem is that you couldn't offer odds high enough on "Johnny Football stars in a country music video during the 2012-2013 offseason." What would you have set them at? -1100? - 1400? After this and this and this and this and more, anything less and it's free money.
But if the following video was inevitable, at least the song it accompanies -- "Silverado Bench Seat," by Granger Smith -- is mostly palatable, too. Have a watch: