Famous Jameis has finally gone mainstream as his crab thievery was quickly flipped into this incredible Taiwanese animation.
The video reflects many of the new details that were included in yesterday's incident report, posted by the Tallahassee-Democrat. The most notable detail was that Winston, according to a surveillance camera, “paused” to let a security officer pass so Winston could then head out (or dramatically dive out of the store as if searching for a go-ahead touchdown, as this version shows.)
Far from the casual escape, Winston used spin moves and stiff arms to barrel through the security guards. This, moreso than some 20 hours of community service, has to be the worst result of his "youthful ignorance."
(Sidenote: When I came across this video, the five-second commercial I had to sit through was for Red Lobster. Someone's looking down us.)