So, um, yeah, like ... you know how, uh ... yeah ... yeah.
Look, think of this post as the Eye on College Football's attempt at a Choose Your Own Adventure book. We're not sure exactly what to say about this:
What would you say about it, dear reader?
If "Well that's interesting!," turn to page 37.
If "Not sure what to think about that, but I could use a Pepsi," turn to page follow @FAU_Owlsley.
If "Your move, Barry Switzer," turn to page Martin Rickman's clever photoshop: