You know, I was just thinking about ways that schools could increase season ticket sales the other day, and obviously I felt that the biggest problem with buying season tickets is that they don't smell like anything except what they are: tickets. It would be so much better if your season tickets smelled like fast food hamburgers!
Well, Oregon read my mind and stole my idea.
Yep, scratch-and-sniff tickets. If you scratch your Oregon ticket you'll suddenly be accosted by the scent of a burger from Carl's Jr. It was the only next logical step in ticket technology.
Now, if you don't mind me, I'm going to go patent my idea for scratch-and-sniff uniforms before Oregon steals that from me, too.