No. 1 teams don't visit very often at night. When they do, the
University of Iowa loses. Ordinance? We don't need no stinking ordinance.
The combination of a legally casual attitude and No. 1 Ohio State coming
to town for a night game has turned Iowa City into a scalper's haven.
It will be party time outside newly renovated Kinnick Stadium on Saturday night.
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With an army of, ahem, "brokers" hitting town, the Hawkeyes faithful
basically have to choose this week: buy a new theater-quality plasma or
keep their tickets.
Where's Monte Hall when you really need him?
Then again, who cares? The country's 272nd-largest metro area is off the
chain. The home of the ACT is N-U-T-S. They're calling it the biggest
game in Kinnick Stadium history.
Assuming all the fans descending on Kinnick get into Kinnick. That's
where the sports bars come in.
"We're expecting it to be the busiest day of the year," said Jeremy
Brade, general manager at Slugger's out on the Coralville Strip on
Highway 6. "I think this town is going to be turned upside down. I heard
one customer say: For one night of the year all eyes are going to be on
Iowa City."
For better or worse. No. 13 Iowa's only other true night home game came
14 years ago against No. 1 Miami, a 24-7 loss. The cover of darkness and
Grade A opponents has not been a good combination. Iowa is 0-9-1 all
time against No. 1 teams, 0-3 at Kinnick.
Still, the ticket market is through the roof (of tricked out,
air-conditioned John Deere combines, no doubt).
A quick check of stubhub.com produced either Robert Gallery's lunch tab
at McDonald's or the asking price of a parking pass in lot 2F.
Either way it's $298.
The arrival of Buckeye Nation jacks up the prices even further. Take it
from us, we saw the Buck Nuts gather in Austin earlier this month. There
were 4,000-5,000 in the stands. Many more than that, it seemed, were
sitting around tailgates watching the game on TV.