Billy Hamilton hyperbole tweets

Breaking: Billy Hamilton is fast. Like, really fast.


His basepath-scorching skills were on full display during yesterday's win over the Cardinals. It inspired us to tweet out some Hamilton-themed exaggerations and see if our viewers could come up with more.


The clever people of Twitter land put on their Chuck Norris thinking caps and did not disappoint.

Some people got scientific. 

Others turned to science fiction.

And some were just straight up mean.

Have a hyperbole of your own? Tweet us, or leave it in the comments section. We'll be overreacting in fun ways all season long on Fantasy Baseball Today, so tune in Monday through Friday at noon eastern to have your witty baseball remarks recognized.

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