Billy Hamilton hyperbole tweets
Yordano Ventura's 103-MPH pitch was really just Billy Hamilton jogging by the radar gun.
Breaking: Billy Hamilton is fast. Like, really fast.
His basepath-scorching skills were on full display during yesterday's win over the Cardinals. It inspired us to tweet out some Hamilton-themed exaggerations and see if our viewers could come up with more.
Tweet us your Billy Hamilton hyperboles. Example: "Billy Hamilton lost a race once, but then they found out the cheetah was on steroids."— CBS Fantasy Baseball (@CBSFantasyBB) April 10, 2014
The clever people of Twitter land put on their Chuck Norris thinking caps and did not disappoint.
@CBSFantasyBB Billy Hamilton is so fast he has already read all of the responses to this tweet.— Stan Croussett (@Crewsett) April 10, 2014
@CBSFantasyBB Billy Hamilton has already stolen two bases tomorrow.— Münster Monsters (@monstersIDL) April 10, 2014
@CBSFantasyBB Billy Hamilton is so fast that he is already collecting 2015 fantasy points for his owners— Jed (@jb06jb) April 10, 2014
@CBSFantasyBB When the Reds boarded to fly home, Billy said, "I'm going to walk it guys. I'll wait for you to arrive at the airport."— Scott Nolot (@SNolot) April 10, 2014
Some people got scientific.
Einstein said Billy Hamilton is both a particle and a wave. RT @CBSFantasyBB: Tweet us your Billy Hamilton hyperboles.— 06010 Bored (@the06010bored) April 10, 2014
@CBSFantasyBB light measures distance in Billy Hamilton years— El Hijo De Syd (@claw11x) April 10, 2014
Others turned to science fiction.
@CBSFantasyBB Nature's mysteries, Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and a unblurred Seflie of Billy Hamilton.— Big Nick (@El_Burro324) April 10, 2014
And some were just straight up mean.
@CBSFantasyBB From 0 to .192 BA in 4.8 seconds— Rick (@RickBoston37) April 10, 2014
@CBSFantasyBB Billy Hamilton could beat Bartolo Colon in a race to an ice cream truck.— Kayla Van Horn (@VixenRogue) April 10, 2014
Have a hyperbole of your own? Tweet us, or leave it in the comments section. We'll be overreacting in fun ways all season long on Fantasy Baseball Today, so tune in Monday through Friday at noon eastern to have your witty baseball remarks recognized.
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