You want to be Tiger Woods?
No, you do not.
Woods talked about this situation you see in the video in his press conference yesterday:
"Well, the fence almost came down. So they almost knocked the fence down. It gets dangerous. We had a little girl get crushed today, and she was just on the ground crying. People get so aggressive for autographs. And security is trying to be aggressive to protect the little kids up front. You try and sign, but sometimes the adults start running over the little kids up front, and especially on a fence like that, on a hard fence, it can get dangerous sometimes."
This is a pretty great example of how insane Woods' life and why he probably doesn't sign as many autographs. He's in another stratosphere, one I want no part of.
Here's a GIF of it: