This is surreal.
Either way, this thing needs to go the way of the FedEx Cup itself and not come back. Although thank you, all of you, for the blog content. It's gold. Although I'm bummed none of these guys actually won the FedEx Cup because that would have been a lot funnier in retrospect.
Also, Golf Boys, your role as golf's best (and most famous) rap group is 100 percent safe.