You know, I have to give it to the Augusta Chronicle for giving it the ol' college try but my goodness, this video.
They put together a clip of what you should and should not do when on the grounds at Augusta National and it is a work of art.
My favorite things in order:
1. Parrot with Masters badge in its mouth.
2. Santa carrying groceries.
3. The baton-like handoff of the badge near the end.
All of these things are true, of course, but that doesn't make them any less hilarious.