Today is Masters Thursday, one of the greatest days on the planet if you like golf. If you're more of a football fan, well, that's fine too. How about a little mix of the two?
OK, actually we can't make that mix happen really. So how about Roger Goodell in a green jacket instead?
It's not cheap to join Augusta National and there's a significant waiting list to get into the club.
The first part isn't a problem for Goodell, who reportedly made $35.1 million in salary during 2013. (Poor guy. Bet his taxes are a nightmare.)
And the second part probably isn't a problem either. Goodell's been doing well for quite some time, so he could've likely gotten on the waiting list a while back.
Add in the fact that he's friendly with 32 of the richest men in America and it's no surprise that he can backdoor his way into membership at Augusta.