That's the most US Open headline ever, isn't it? A "crazy par" can only happen at the US Open.
The video above is a good look at what Ken Duke did at the par-3 9th hole after hitting his tee shot into a brush-y area (not the fake kind, though).
Note: Duke went iron-putter-wedge in that order there for a casual US Open-style par.
Duke actually used that chip to shoot 33 on the front nine and climb back into the tournament a little bit.