You know what doesn't suck for your dating life? Being a rich-as-heck 25-year-old golfer with three majors under your belt and a stupidly large contract from Nike to fall back on.
For Rory McIlroy it means the rumors of his dating life have been amplified by about 1,000 since his breakup with Caroline Wozniacki.
There are so many rumors about McIlroy and European models that I can't begin to keep up but this latest one is about a part-time model from Belfast named Sasha Gale who, according to her Twitter profile is an "enthusiast for fashion, whiskey and sunshine."
The sun is shining brightly on the curly-haired kid (as Graeme McDowell calls him) apparently because he's been linked with Gale and Irish model Nadia Forde in the last few weeks.
According to the Belfast Telegraph it's actually only Gale who he's been with.
"Yesterday it emerged he's been dating Sasha for the past five weeks. He was spotted with the 23-year-old following a cosy lunch at the Chelsea bar in Belfast earlier this week."
The Daily Mail has the photos of them together to prove it...or something.
Here are a few Gale photos from her Instagram account for your enjoyment: