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Week 7: Has the Slipper Been Shattered?

Posted on: October 19, 2008 9:15 pm
Edited on: October 19, 2008 11:44 pm
Cinderella 2: The 2008 Cleveland Browns' Story
Act 2, Scene ii
by: Romeo Crennel and the Dawgs

Derek Anderson as "Mr. Hyde"
Jamal Lewis as himself
Braylon Edwards as "Jim Abbott"
Dave Zastudil as "The Man With the Golden Toe"
Eric Wright as "The Playmaker"
Cleveland Browns fans as "The Dawgs"

Jason Campbell as "Eli Manning cerca 2007"
Clinton Portis as "Slash"
Mike Sellers as "The Juggernaut"
Carlos Rogers as "Lawrence Taylor"
Antwaan Randle El as "Smurf #1"
Santana Moss as "Smurf #2"

After a stunning upset of last year's Super Bowl champions, the Cleveland Browns arrived at Fed Ex Field to take on the Washington Redskins. The underdawg Browns came into the game fairly healthy and looking to build upon last weeks' momentum. The Redskins entered this contest coming off an emotional loss to the then winless Saint Louis Rams. A classic, hard-fought battle of momentum versus redemption pit Dawg versus Hog in a critical game for both teams.

The action takes place on October 19th, 2008 at 4:15pm on Sunday night. 48 degrees. Cloudy. Fair.


Anderson: Hail Browns fans, I beseech thee! Lend me your hearts, trust, and adoration! I have demonstrated great courage in slaying the mighty Giants of York, and I shall continue my ways against these foul Swine!

Dawgs: Dearest Derek, perhaps you do deserve our trust and adoration. We shall silence the call for your fairest understudy and rally behind thee.

Anderson: Amen my friends, I shall not disappoint! Watch as I carve up these wounded hogs in route to another Cleveland victory.

Anderson and Dawgs: Cheers!

(curtain falls)

The smiles and laughter ended shortly thereafter as the Browns came up short in a late 4th quarter thriller against the Washington Redskins. Defense was the call of the day as the first points by any team came in the 3rd quarter on a 3 yard touchdown run by Clinton Portis. The 'Skins never looked back, as the Browns were in catch-up mode for the rest of the game.

Man...we really needed this one. Every game from here on out is now considered a must win as our already slim playoff chances are rapidly fading. Baltimore and Pittsburgh both came out with wins, and it will take some real movie magic for us to get back into the thick of things.

The Good
  • Discipline: The Browns looked like an entirely different team from the one we saw 6 days ago. Perhaps the biggest difference came with the elimination of the foolish penalties that plagued the team over the past few contests. There were no offensive penalties for false starts, holding, or illegal formations. In that regard, the Browns executed a flawless game on offense. The defense also showed great discipline - keeping the self-destructive plays to a minimum while executing the game plan to perfection.
  • The Defense: This is the third straight week our defense has stepped up in a big way. Brandon McDonald, Brodney Pool and company did an decent job of containing Jason Campbell and the Washington passing attack. The only weak spot in Mel Tucker's scheme is the rush defense - which Clinton Portis exploited to the tune of 175 yards. Even with Portis' superb effort, the Browns only gave up 14 points on the road. With as high octane of an offense as we have, that should have been enough to win the game.
  • Special Teams: I can't say enough about the job Dave Zastidul and the Browns special teams unit did tonight. Zastidul was masterful - downing three punts inside the 20 en route to a 37.3 yard average. While Cribbs struggled to find any game-changing seams in the return game, he took what he could and played within himself. Oh, and kudos to Gerard Lawson. That big 43 yard return sparked a stale Browns offense and put us right back into the game. I can't fault Dawson for missing that 54-yarder at the end. It wasn't his fault, and I'll address that a little bit later.
The Bad
  • Field General #3: We are quickly finding out who Derek Anderson is as this turbulent season progresses. This was the first time Donte' Stallworth, Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow were healthy and on the field at the same time. Our offensive line and running backs were near 100%. Derek had the trust of his teammates, and his confidence was at an all-time high. Rob Chudzinski's gameplan was brilliant and this was a big-time game. In other words, everything was set up perfectly for DA to come through...and he didn't. Anderson just wasn't accurate. An offense is only as good as the quarterback, and as of now, the Browns are simply too inconsistent to contend.
  • Game Management: Romeo must have had his lucky rabbit's foot today, as this one could have turned out ugly. Twice he tempted fate by gambling against common sense, and won. The Browns were down 11 points in the 4th quarter with around 5 minutes to play. After failing to score 3 times from 1 yard out, Romeo elected to go for a touchdown instead of kicking a field goal and making it a one possession game. Fortunately, Eric Wright made a huge play by stripping Portis, and DA marched the Browns down for a score (and subsequent 2 pt. conversion).
  • More Game Management: With the 'Skins nursing a 3 point lead at the 2:44 mark, the Browns had two timeouts to force a three and out in hopes of getting the ball back and driving for a final score. After the defense dug deep and stopped the Redskins on first and second down, Coach Crennel used his final timeouts and put the entire game on one play. Had Washington converted on 3rd and 5, they would have run the clock out and the game would have been over. Once again, the Browns lucked out and got the last stop which gave them a chance to score. Why put the entire game on one play so unnecessarily? Let them run two plays, take it to the two-minute warning, and use a timeout on a 3rd down stop while saving the last for a potential field goal try.
  • Even More Game Management: On the final drive of the game, the Browns had a 1st and 10 with the ball at the Washington 38 yard line. Instead of designing something to give Dawson a more realistic chance, Derek took shot after shot down the field without gaining a single yard. I appreciate the aggressive play-calling, but setting for a game-tying 54 yard field goal attempt is NOT putting this team in the best position to win. You would want at least 10 more yards to give Phil Dawson a realistic chance of tying the game up.
The Ugly
  • The Loss: I've said it before, but this loss puts us in a terrible position. Realistically, we will need things to fall our way if we hope to make it to the playoffs. Football is such a crazy game. Even with the poor offensive performance and terrible game management, the Browns remained competitive to the end, and had a chance to steal a tough road victory. In order for the Browns to reach the post season, they not only have to weather a brutal schedule , but now they need teams ahead of them to lose as well.

(the curtain rises as a clearly distraught Cleveland Browns team reappear on stage with their heads down in frustration)

Dawgs: Superman wears number 10. Quinn to win!

Our Cinderella story is quickly turning from drama to science fiction - as we undoubtedly need help from above to make it to the playoffs. Many questions remain for our beloved underdawgs: Is it finally time to see Brady Quinn? How in the world will we beat the Jacksonville Jaguars coming off a bye IN Jacksonville? And should Carlos Rogers be detained for the attempted murder of Josh Cribbs?

All of these questions and more will be answered in the next scene of Cinderella 2: The 2008 Cleveland Browns Story

Since: Sep 6, 2008
Posted on: October 20, 2008 7:34 am

Week 7: Has the Slipper Been Shattered?

Both team played sloppy offense in the first half. No way Shaun Suisham should've missed that FG at the end of the first half. And you said it, Romeo had terrible play calls at the end of the game and that really cost them. It really is a lot easier to make an 18 yard FG than a 54 yarder, and that showed. It is definatly time for Brady Quinn, as Anderson threw bad passes all the time. At the begining of the game, first play for the Browns, DA threw a screen pass to Jamal Lewis, who had to jump high just to get a fingertip on it. The very next possesion, the exact sane thing happened. A screen pass to Lewis, who couldn't get it in. That is unacceptable for Anderson, and He doesn't deserve that starting job anymore.

Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: October 20, 2008 1:18 am

Week 7: Has the Slipper Been Shattered?

Sircheeks -

Very Nice post. If you keep the Cinderella 2 story line going I may start reading it to my daughter at bedtime (I've read her "hanna montana" books 5 times over already, besides I think she'd like this). Glad to hear the Browns played a clean game today. It was the exact opposite for the Giants, as you saw. Looks like our teams are headeing in different directions in regards to disciplining themselves on the field.

My favorite part of your story was when you discussed game management. It's probably THE most overlooked aspect that impacts a team's success. I always felt that a team could have all the talent in the world, but stupid coaching can beat talent like rock beats scissors. I remember watching the Vikings/Saints Monday night game a few weeks ago, and thinking "Why is Payton throwing here? There's 2:12 left -  just run Deuce McAllister to the left a couple of times, burn 30-40 seconds off the clock and set Gramatica up in the middle of the field!" Of course, Brees threw two straight incompletions which ran a whopping 9 seconds of the clock. So instead of maybe a 40 yard FG on a straight shot with 1:20 to go, its a 46 yard attempt from the right hash mark. Gramatica misses it, Vikings get the ball at the 36 with 2:04 left, and a free time out at the 2-minute warning. 

Sorry to see it looks like Derek had another rough game, looks like he's only bringing out the big guns for the Giants .

I wrote about how Cleveland's secondary looked pretty strong before NY played them, suggesting they stick to more of a ground game. As it turned out nothing worked for us that night, but McDonald & Wright look good - best part is they're young and will just keep getting better.

Nice report, thanks for the read.

Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: October 19, 2008 11:38 pm

Week 7: Has the Slipper Been Shattered?

I agree, WahooJake. This should have been our game.

When one member of the team is struggling - regardless of who it is, it is up to the other members to bail him out. Derek Anderson couldn't bail his receivers out and vica versa. Had they all performed up to their level, we would be talking about a Browns victory instead.

As far as the Brady Quinn situation goes, I have to admit he looks like a nice option right about now. The thing is, Derek isn't as bad as he looked today nor was he as good as he looked on Monday night. There has to be some sort of happy medium for DA, and the Browns would be better if he played at that level or above on a consistent basis. How is it possible for him to have surgeon-like accuracy one night and fall apart the next?

15 days to prepare for a home game
6 days to prepare for an away game

You can see the differences, I'm sure. The one thing we need to remember is the Browns still had a chance to win at the end. Anderson certainly could have played much better, but so could everyone else. For NFL receivers, if you can get your hands on a ball, you should catch it. I don't want to play the blame game, because as you know, the Browns win and lose as a team.

I'm curious to see what Savage and company do about the quarterback situation. I guess it depends on how they view the Browns' chances...

Since: Sep 1, 2008
Posted on: October 19, 2008 10:55 pm

Week 7: Has the Slipper Been Shattered? Depends..

It was colder than the temperature indicated.  A cold wind caused shivering in section 402, row 4 seats 14 and 15.  There was a good representation of Browns fans in attendance and the Redskins fans were cordial.  There was one guy a few seats over who seemed like he wanted to start something but that was the only ugly that occurred.  I can hardly imagine it being as peaceful in Philly next month.  Yes, they had more punts and penalties tonight, but 136 yards passing is not gonna cut it.  Bad DA and bad BE make for a bad loss.  No excuse the way the defense played to lose this game.  I was confused as to why they did not go for a FG when they went for the TD on 4th down because a field goal would have left them down one score with time on the clock.  I consider that poor clock management.  This was a winnable game and they lost.  They are rapidly losing the season when there is no need to.  At 3-3 they were in the thick of a weak AFC.  At 3-3 we are tied for the wild card.  At 3-3 they would have needed to 6-4 to win 9 games and a probable playoff berth.  Now they need to finish 7-3 with Philly, Indy, Tennessee, Buffalo, Jax coming up.  Wait til next year...One Browns fan stopped me at the game to day (I have my no name #10 jersey on, it was a Holcomb jersey) and held up 2 fingers, and explained 2 weeks til my boy (Quinn) would be in.  A Redskin fan after watching the QB play of bad DA asked me, why won't they put the college kid (Quinn) in?  He certainly could do better than DA?  You can't fault DA for BE dropping the ball, but he (DA) should be able to complete a screen pass, don't you think?

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