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Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Posted on: April 24, 2010 8:05 am
Edited on: April 24, 2010 2:29 pm
 
Well folks, here's the next set of groups for our Worst Song Ever preliminary.  Remember, you are picking two out of the five to automatically advance and the top vote getter of the non-winners will be our 65th team for our play-in matchup.  Just have to give a quick shoutout to the NCAA doing the sane, logical, and smart thing of only expanding to 68 teams instead of 96.  Those of you who follow me regularly know where I stood on that issue, and if not, you can search back through my recent blog entries as I identified just how stupid 96 teams would be as a grab for the money.  But, enough NCAA basketball, on to really bad songs which may cause the following (courtesy of community member iamyo who was running this the first time) and don't forget Prelim 1 is still open for one more week http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/
entry/10264446/21055499
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Self administered frontal lobotomy, Hair Loss, Night Sweats, E.D., A.D.D./A.D.H.D., Nausea and Vomiting, Frequent Urination, Migraine Headache, Suicidal and/or Homicidal Tendencies, Depression and Flatulence. By continuing to read beyond this point, you hereby indemnify CBS Sportsline and its affiliates, and the blog's author, from any financial liability and/or criminal negligence including, but not limited to: Income loss (both present and future earnings), Lawyer's fees, medicinal costs (including anti-depressants, anti-psychotics, Viagra and Beano) and psychiatric fees.

Group 9- (in soccer, this might be the group of death ... actually it might do that for us, too, as pretty much all 5 of these songs can induce suicidal tendancies)

U Can't Touch This-
M.C. Hammer (that's word)
I'm Henry VIII, I Am- Herman's Hermits (the Liz Taylor song in reverse)
The Girl Is Mine- Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (funny, you'd think Jacko would do The Boy Is Mine, but Brandy and Monica did instead)
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?- Culture Club (Yes, Georgie, I really, REALLY do want to hurt you)
Electric Slide- Marcia Griffiths (boogie oogie oogie)

Group 10-

Boogie Oogie Oogie-
A Taste Of Honey (how ironic is this, only could have been outdone by being in the same group as Eletric Slide)
No Trash In My Trailer- Colt Ford (hot girls, putrid song)
Laffy Taffy- D4L
In The Year 2525- Zager & Evans
MacArthur Park- Professor Dumbledore, er, Richard Harris (Someone left my post out, in the rain.  And   I   don't think I'll retype it.  Cause it took so long to hype it.  And I'll never find that metaphor again.  Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Group 11-

Tom's Diner-
Suzanne Vega (shoutout to D2Moo for catching this song we missed first go-round.  I know I'd be pissed if the guy at the counter only filled my cup half way up.  Do do do do, do do do do)
Whoomp, There It Is- Tag Team (back again)
Seasons In The Sun- Terry Jacks (I had neither joy nor fun listening to this)
She's Like The Wind- Patrick Swayze
I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry (hey, every guy's fantasy, right?)

Group 12-

She Blinded Me With Science-
Thomas Dolby
Safety Dance- Men Without Hats
Summer Girls- LFO (I'll have to go back through the thread to thank the community member who nominated this classic we missed the first time.  the seeker caught this one)
My Sharona- The Knack
Crocodile Rock- Elton John (like a lot of Elton's music [and yes, I like women] but this song is flat out annoying)

Group 13-

I Am Woman-
Helen Reddy (hear me snore)
Say- John Mayer (what I want to say is this song is a huge pile of dung)
I Get Knocked Down- Chumbawumba (but, I get up again.  No, you're never gonna keep ME down)
(Hit Me) Baby One More Time- Britney Spears (my bleeding ears are killing me)  Knew something looked wrong the first time.  That's what I get for copying from the thread.  Don't worry, votes will still count.
Superbowl Shuffle- 1985 Chicago Bears

Group 14-

Don't Worry Be Happy-
Bobby McFerrin (this song actually doesn't bother me, although I can see why it grates on a lot of people)
Run Joey Run- David Geddes
I Touch Myself- The Divinyls
Undercover Angel- Alan O'Day
You Light Up My Life- Debbie Boone (this song's a bore.  Like some kind of chore.  Can't get it out of my head.  Doo doo doo doo)

Group 15-

Paradise By The Dashboard Light-
Meatloaf
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond (bah bah bah bah)
The Night Chicago Died- Paper Lace
These Words- Natasha Bedford (these words you've chosen have landed you in a worst song ever tournament, with many people saying I hate you, I hate you, I hate you)

Group 16-

Cheeseburger In Paradise-
Jimmy Buffet
Ticks- Brad Paisley (not the worst country song of all time, but one of the worst lines ever)
Country Boys And Girls- Tim McGraw
Tiptoe Through The Tulips- Tiny Tim
Morning Train- Sheena Easton (does anybody really want to come home after the drag of working a 9-5 job to find Sheena Easton waiting for them?)

Remember folks, your own comments are enocuraged, and have fun!
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Since: Nov 12, 2006
Posted on: April 24, 2010 4:48 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Group 9- (in soccer, this might be the group of death ... actually it might do that for us, too, as pretty much all 5 of these songs can induce suicidal tendancies

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?-
I'm Henry VIII, I Am-
Herman's Hermits
Group 10-
In The Year 2525-
Zager & Evans
MacArthur Park- Professor Dumbledore, er, Richard Harris Group 11-

Group 11-
Seasons In The Sun- Terry Jacks
She's Like The Wind- Patrick Swayze
Group 12-
Crocodile Rock- Elton John

She Blinded Me With Science- Thomas Dolby
Group 13-
Say- John Mayer (what I want to say is this song is a huge pile of dung)  (LOL  anything by him is that)
I Am Woman-
Helen Reddy
Group 14-

Don't Worry Be Happy-
Bobby McFerrin

You Light Up My Life- Debbie Boone
Group 15-

The Night Chicago Died- Paper Lace
These Words- Natasha Bedford

Group 16-

Cheeseburger In Paradise-
Jimmy Buffet

Tiptoe Through The Tulips- Tiny Tim



Since: Apr 15, 2008
Posted on: April 24, 2010 11:51 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

I feel like I know enough of these songs to cast an accurate vote so here goes:
Group 9-U Can't Touch ThisM.C. Hammer
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?Culture Club

Group 10-
Boogie Oogie Oogie
A Taste Of Honey
No Trash In My TrailerColt Ford

Group 11-
Whoomp, There It IsTag Team (back again)
I Kissed A GirlKaty Perry - Can this one advance automatically?

Group 12-
She Blinded Me With Science
Thomas Dolby
Summer GirlsLFO (I'll have to go back through the thread to thank the community member who nominated this classic we missed the first time.  the seeker caught this one)

Group 13-
I Am Woman
Helen Reddy (hear me snore)
Oh Baby Baby- Britney Spears (my bleeding ears are killing me)

Group 14-
I Touch MyselfThe Divinyls
You Light Up My LifeDebbie Boone (this song's a bore.  Like some kind of chore.  Can't get it out of my head.  Doo doo doo doo)

Group 15-
You're BeautifulJames Blunt
Sweet CarolineNeil Diamond (bah bah bah bah)

Group 16-
Tiptoe Through The TulipsTiny Tim
Morning TrainSheena Easton (does anybody really want to come home after the drag of working a 9-5 job to find Sheena Easton waiting for them?)



Since: May 23, 2008
Posted on: April 24, 2010 11:01 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Group 9- (in soccer, this might be the group of death ... actually it might do that for us, too, as pretty much all 5 of these songs can induce suicidal tendancies)
U Can't Touch This-
M.C. Hammer (that's word)
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?- Culture Club (Yes, Georgie, I really, REALLY do want to hurt you)

Group 10-
Boogie Oogie Oogie-
A Taste Of Honey (how ironic is this, only could have been outdone by being in the same group as Eletric Slide)
Laffy Taffy- D4L


Group 11-
Whoomp, There It Is- Tag Team (back again)
She's Like The Wind- Patrick Swayze

Group 12-

She Blinded Me With Science-
Thomas Dolby
Summer Girls- LFO (I'll have to go back through the thread to thank the community member who nominated this classic we missed the first time.  the seeker caught this one)

Group 13-
I Get Knocked Down- Chumbawumba (but, I get up again.  No, you're never gonna keep ME down)
Oh Baby Baby- Britney Spears (my bleeding ears are killing me)

Group 14-
Don't Worry Be Happy-
Bobby McFerrin
I Touch Myself- The Divinyls- This one makes me think of Michael Jackson caressing himself, a very disturbing image.

Group 15-
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
The Night Chicago Died- Paper Lace

Group 16-
Ticks- Brad Paisley (not the worst country song of all time, but one of the worst lines ever)
Country Boys And Girls- Tim McGraw

Sorry coutnry folk, anything country is bad in my eyes.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: April 24, 2010 10:24 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Whoops forgot to go back and do group 10.

Group 10-

Boogie Oogie Oogie-
A Taste Of Honey -More like a taste of week old buzzard puke, baked in the hot sun.
No Trash In My Trailer- Colt Ford - I never heard it before today, but 1/2 of once is enough.



Since: Apr 28, 2008
Posted on: April 24, 2010 10:17 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

 No one has yet to mention NFL-Solomon's theme song yet? I hate It's Raining Men!  



Since: Oct 29, 2009
Posted on: April 24, 2010 10:15 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Country Boys And Girls- Tim McGraw - If it's Tim McGraw, it has to be bad.



This song reminds me of my youth......YellInnocentLaughing




Since: Oct 29, 2009
Posted on: April 24, 2010 10:11 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Group 9
McHammer - Can't touch this.... you need to add in his reality Tv show as worst thing ever
Culture Club - Do you really want to hurt me?     YES!!! we all wanted to punch you when we first saw you!!!

Group 10

A Taste of Honey -Boogie Oogie Oogie  - Unless this is a song from the wiggles who though this was a good idea?
Colt Ford -  No trash in my trailer  - A trailer ain't a trailer unless you got trash!!!

Group 11


Tag Team - Whoomp there it is  -  Hooked on ebonics was never the same
Katy Perry - I kissed a Girl  - Had it been sung by Shania Twain...it would be the only song on my ipodInnocent


Group 12

Men without Hats - Saaaafffeeettttyyy Dance--  The song that stays in your head for weeks

The Knack -  My Sharona   --- This song killed AM radio

Group 13 

Oh Baby Baby- Britney Spears (my bleeding ears are killing me)    Britney -  most likely to commit suicide when people stop following her tweets

Superbowl Shuffle- 1985 Chicago Bears   -   hey...seeing how they will never be Superbowl champs again, you gotta leave your mark?? On our ears???


Group 14
I Touch Myself- The Divinyls --  Learned not to sing the lyrics to this one in walmart while wearing earphones... They threw me out!


You Light Up My Life- Debbie Boone (this song's a bore.  Like some kind of chore.  Can't get it out of my head.  Doo doo doo doo)

 Debbie tried to bring back the innocent 50's with this song.... the porn industry countered with Debbie does Dallas...

Group 15
Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond (bah bah bah bah)   - Anything Neil Diamond should have made the list


Paradise By The Dashboard Light- Meatloaf  - If it weren't for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.. meatloaf would not have sold any records


Group 16

Ticks- Brad Paisley (not the worst country song of all time, but one of the worst lines ever) -- Country music for third graders....


Morning Train- Sheena Easton (does anybody really want to come home after the drag of working a 9-5 job to find Sheena Easton waiting for them?)

When you got home she was waiting with her sugar walls!!!!!




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: April 24, 2010 10:06 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Hate tank, not even needing topped off yet. Here's a little more:

Group 9- )
 
The Girl Is Mine- Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson - The Beatles Catalog is mine, you know the doggone Beatles Catalog is mine.
Electric Slide- Marcia Griffiths - I can not even begin to describe my loathing for this vile, heinous, auditory nightmare. 


NOT A VOTE>>>I'm Henry VIII, I Am
- Herman's Hermits - Seriously, this song is hilarious. 

Group 10-

Boogie Oogie Oogie-
A Taste Of Honey (how ironic is this, only could have been outdone by being in the same group as Eletric Slide)
No Trash In My Trailer- Colt Ford (hot girls, putrid song)
Laffy Taffy- D4L
In The Year 2525- Zager & Evans
MacArthur Park- Professor Dumbledore, er, Richard Harris (Someone left my post out, in the rain.  And   I   don't think I'll retype it.  Cause it took so long to hype it.  And I'll never find that metaphor again.  Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Group 11-

Whoomp, There It Is- Tag Team - And don't we all wish it wasn't there.
 She's Like The Wind- Patrick Swayze - No doubt this song is what gave him cancer.

AGAIN, NOT A VOTE>>>Seasons In The Sun- Terry Jacks - Depressing yes, but bad? Really?


Group 12-

Summer Girls- LFO - I wish those girls would have shown up with Uzis
My Sharona- The Knack - I'm torn, without this song, we might never had "My Bologna" by Weird Al, or Weird Al for that matter.

YET A THIRD< NOT A VOTE>>>>She Blinded Me With Science- Thomas Dolby - Some people have no sense of humor, really.


Group 13-

I Am Woman-
Helen Reddy - Shut up and cook me dinner! Less talkie, more fetchie. 
Superbowl Shuffle- 1985 Chicago Bears - Ugggh, just ugggh.

Group 14-

Don't Worry Be Happy-
Bobby McFerrin  - Don't frickin' tell me what to do you little pansy piece of ****. Die, die horribly.
You Light Up My Life- Debbie Boone - Almost went for the touch myself, but My mom loved this song, so I was endlessly tortured.

Group 15-

Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond  - I don't even like the name.
These Words- Natasha Bedford) Yuchh! Mr. Yucchh, this song is poisonous.

EMPHATICALLY, NOT A VOTE>>>>Paradise By The Dashboard Light- Meatloaf - whoever picked this, phahk you. I hope you die of leperous genital warts.

Group 16-

Ticks- Brad Paisley - Apart from songs about drinking (Hank Jr.) I hate almost all country musyecch. 
Country Boys And Girls- Tim McGraw - If it's Tim McGraw, it has to be bad.


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