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Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Posted on: May 1, 2010 11:34 am
Edited on: May 1, 2010 9:21 pm
 
Well, are you all ready to find out what the cbssports.com community feels should be the first 16 entrants into the tournament???  Here's the results from our 1st preliminary, plus the unveiling of Groups 17-24 to vote off on in Prelim 3.  So now, without further ado ... THE WINNERS LOSERS (I mean, besides us.  Thanks for sticking with me, guys and gals).

Group 1- Achy Break Heart was the runaway leader in this group, but I found out you all really, REALLY hate Michael Bolton who also easily moves on with Sole Provider.  The other three weren't even close, although if I had my pick, 3rd place Cherish would have been going along with Achy Breaky.

Group 2- Easily the most competitive group as you had 4 songs receiving 7 plus votes, plus the winner of our first song that really didn't belong, Smokin' In The Boys Room by Motley Crue which failed to gather a single tally.  Moving on, however are the two that would have received my vote, Loving You and Hangin' Tough.

Group 3- Another runaway group where my vote matches yours, we can't stand Barbie Girl by Aqua or Two of Hearts by Stacy Q. (shoutout to ktopp24 for catching it).  Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, your services are no longer required (along with the other two "winners").

Group 4- In another highly competitive group, the top three songs were seperated by a total of 2 votes.  Moving on from this group of losers is top vote getter Having My Baby by Paul Anka, plus the winner of the battle of the boy bands, 'N Sync with Bye Bye Bye.  Had it been tied with Hanson's classic, MmmBop, it would have been a different story.

Group 5- Just to let you all know, I did kinda of seperate songs to try not to end up with too many of what I considered strong or weak songs in the same groups, but for the most part, this was completely random.  Anyway, moving on with ease was Macarena, which we all feel has no business being on a best song of all time list.  The number two song in this group received 5 votes, which was just enough to edge the other 3, which all received 4 votes each.  Advancing with Los Del Rio ... Mony Mony by Billy Idol, which beat out my number two choice 99 Luft(Red)Balloons along with Lost In Love and Kokomo.

Group 6- We all agree that the Ice Man Cometh into the tournament.  Going along with him will be Charlene and I've Never Been To Me, which edged I Want Candy.  You all just don't hate Jefferson Starship as much as I do, which was reflected in my number two choice being the lowest vote getter of the group.

Group 7- I was worried tallying the votes that Prince and his new Vikings fight song might not make it.  If you listen to it (if you can survive, that is), it is PUTRID.  But, by one vote, it earned the second place and will advance along with Mr. C's Cha Cha Slide.  I'm surprised more didn't vote for my number two, Sugar Sugar.  Also surprised more didn't vote for last place Walking On Broken Glass.  Sorry Joe.  Didn't expect it to move on, but did expect it to do better.

Group 8- In yet another runaway group where my taste in bad music matches the group's, easily moving on here are She Bang by Ricky Martin and the 2010 We Are The World Remake.

So there you have it folks, the first 16 to advance.  And leader in the club house for the 65th spot is Hanson's MmmBop.  Now, on to the continuing voting.  Let's hit Round 3!!!


Group 17-

Bad Day-
Daniel Powter (I wish Idol would take this song down)
Haven't Met You Yet- Michael Buble
Last Kiss- Pearl Jam
Last Christmas- Wham! (the original case of regifting.  Who knows, maybe she gave your heart away to somebody much hotter.  Had to give it away to somebody less b$#!*y.)
Rhinestone Cowboy- Glen Campbell

Group 18-

Superman-
Five For Fighting (and a game misconduct)
That's What You Get- Paramore (yeah, that's what you get for making a crappy song, ending up in somebody's worst song ever tournament)
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart (um, no Rod, I don't)
In The Navy- Village People (set naval recruiting back ten years)
Thong Song- Sisqo

Group 19-

Rocky Top-
Osbourne Brothers (as a Gator fan, I must admit this songs grates on me more than most, especially since it's the ONLY song they teach the Tennessee band and they play it 237,683 times per game, ever when being blown out)
Wannabe- Spice Girls (has to have one of the classic lines in song history)
Wonderful Christmastime- Paul McCartney
The Beat- The Go-Gos
Mr. Tamborine Man- Bob Dylan (although if you want to vote for it because of Shatner's version, go right ahead)

Group 20-

Hollaback Girl-
Gwen Stefani (similar to No Trash In My Trailer, hot girl, putrid song)
CopacabanaBarry Manilow
Feelings- Albert Morris
Your Body Is A Wonderland- John Mayer (so pay her the $50 admission fee already)
Mickey- Tony Basil (Oh Mickey, you're so bad, you're so bad like a kick in the nads, hey Mickey clap clap clap clap hey Mickey)

Group 21-

Never Gonna Give You Up-
Rick Astley
I'm Like A Bird- Nellie Furtado (this song needs to fly away)
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover- Paul Simon (not to be confused with fifty ways to love your leaver)
Fly, Don't Fly On Me- Neil Sedaka (an oldie but baddie)
Dancing In The Streets- The Mamas & the Papas

Group 22-

Living La Vida Loca-
Ricky Martin (this song forces you into the crazy life)
Ain't Got No Home- Clarence "Bullfrog" Henry
Crimson & Clover- Tommy Jones and The Shondells (over and over)
Milkshake- Kelis
Gloria- Laura Branigan

Group 23-

Girl You Know It's True-
Milli Vanilli
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy- Kenny Chesney
Ebony And Ivory- Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
I Wanna Sex You Up- Color Me Badd
Who Let The Dogs Out- Baha Men (definitely not Mike Vick)

Group 24-

Invisible-
Clay Aiken (wish Clay would turn invisible)
Brand New Key- Melanie Safka (like fignernails across a chalkboard.  Well, IIIIIIIII got a brand new pair of roller skates)
Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band (Skyrockets in flight!!!)
My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (unfortunately I'm starting to get some lady lumps, and they're not lovely)
Mellow Yellow- Donovan (the song, not the drink)

Have fun!!!  And remember, it's not too late to vote in Prelim 2.  http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/
entry/10264446/21229802
Comments

Since: Nov 13, 2008
Posted on: May 14, 2010 4:18 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

#17
Bad Day
Last Christmas

#18
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
In the Navy

#19
Wannabe
Mr. Tamborine Man    (The Byrds' version, Bucc.  Tongue out )

#20
Mickey   (One vote hardly seems enough.)
Feelings

#21
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Never Gonna Give You Up  (I'm pretty much always gonna hate a song with 'gonna' in the title.)

#22
Crimson & Clover
Living the Vida Loca

#23
Girl You Know It's True
Ebony & Ivory

#24
Brand New Key
Afternoon Delight







Since: Oct 5, 2009
Posted on: May 14, 2010 12:30 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Group 17-

Bad Day-
Daniel Powter
Last Christmas- Wham! (the original case of regifting.  Who knows, maybe she gave your heart away to somebody much hotter.  Had to give it away to somebody less b$#!*y.)


Group 18-

That's What You Get- Paramore Do Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart (um, no Rod, I don't)
Thong Song- Sisqo

Group 19-

Wannabe- Spice Girls
The Beat- The Go-Gos

Group 20-

Copacabana-
Barry Manilow (a contender for the title)
Mickey- Tony Basil (two contenders in one group!)

Group 21-

I'm Like A Bird- Nellie Furtado
Fly, Don't Fly On Me- Neil Sedaka

Group 22-

Living La Vida Loca-
Ricky Martin (this song forces you into the crazy life)
Milkshake- Kelis

Group 23-

Girl You Know It's True-
Milli Vanilli (do they even count?)
I Wanna Sex You Up- Color Me Badd

Group 24-

Invisible-
Clay Aiken
Brand New Key- Melanie Safka (another contender for the title!)



Since: May 20, 2008
Posted on: May 13, 2010 11:46 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Sorry I've been taking so long to vote... Been WAY into the NHL playoffs this year. Wondering what your thoughts are going into the conf finals. Anyway, thanks for this <VOMIT>


Group 17-

Last Christmas - Wham!.... 2nd worst christmas song ever
Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell  .....Umm yeah. LAME


Group 18-

Superman -
Five For Fighting (and a game misconduct) ....This may not make it very far here, but would be in my foul four.
Thong Song - Sisqo .....Such creative lyrics. What talent! Wait, I meant What talent?


Group 19-

Wannabe - Spice Girls .....really really really wanna zig a zag ahh! WOW!
Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney ....Not good Paul. Not good.


Group 20-

Hollaback Girl -
Gwen Stefani Get back with No Doubt Gwen. Please.
Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer For all the hot women John ends up with, he sure has some lousy songs


Group 21-

Never Gonna Give You Up -
Rick Astley ...One of my all time fav's for badness. Love the fact that people prank you to make you listen to this beast. Rickroll'd!
I'm Like A Bird - Nellie Furtado  ....Whoa Nellie! As in STOP NELLIE!!!



Group 22-

Milkshake - Kelis ... OOF. That hurt
Gloria - Laura Branigan ... Double OOF


Group 23-

I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd...   Color me not surprised if this POS goes a long way
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men .... more amazing lyrics. How do these kids think up such fantastic stuff?


Group 24-

Brand New Key - Melanie Safka...  Uhhh yeah, the scary thing is that someone actually thought that producing this would be a good idea
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas ... Fergie kinda makes me throw up in my mouth a little.




Since: Aug 31, 2008
Posted on: May 10, 2010 3:24 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Bad Day- Daniel Powter (I wish Idol would take this song down)
Last Christmas- Wham!

Group 18-

In The Navy- Village People
Thong Song- Sisqo

Group 19-

Rocky Top-
Osbourne Brothers
Wannabe- Spice Girls
)

Group 20-

CopacabanaBarry Manilow
Feelings- Albert Morris



Group 21-

I'm Like A Bird- Nellie Furtado
Fly, Don't Fly On Me- Neil Sedaka


Group 22-

Living La Vida Loca-
Ricky Martin
Ain't Got No Home- Clarence  Henry

Group 23-

Girl You Know It's True-
Milli Vanilli
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy- Kenny Chesney


Group 24-

Brand New Key- Melanie Safka
Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band



Since: Nov 12, 2006
Posted on: May 10, 2010 10:01 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Damn it !
messed that up .. okay one more time



Group 17-

Last Kiss- Pearl Jam
Last Christmas- Wham! (the original case of regifting.  Who knows, maybe she gave your heart away to somebody much hotter.  Had to give it away to somebody less b$#!*y.)
Rhinestone Cowboy- Glen Campbell

Group 18-

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart (um, no Rod, I don't)
In The Navy- Village People (set naval recruiting back ten years)
Thong Song- Sisqo

Group 19-

Rocky Top-
Osbourne Brothers (as a Gator fan, I must admit this songs grates on me more than most, especially since it's the ONLY song they teach the Tennessee band and they play it 237,683 times per game, ever when being blown out)

Wonderful Christmastime- Paul McCartney

Group 20-

Hollaback Girl-
Gwen Stefani (similar to No Trash In My Trailer, hot girl, putrid song)
CopacabanaBarry Manilow
Feelings- Albert Morris
Your Body Is A Wonderland- John Mayer (so pay her the $50 admission fee already)
Group 21-

Never Gonna Give You Up-
Rick Astley
I'm Like A Bird- Nellie Furtado (this song needs to fly away)

Group 22-

Living La Vida Loca-
Ricky Martin (this song forces you into the crazy life)
Ain't Got No Home- Clarence "Bullfrog" Henry
Milkshake- Kelis

Group 23-

Girl You Know It's True-
Milli Vanilli
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy- Kenny Chesney
Ebony And Ivory- Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
I Wanna Sex You Up- Color Me Badd

Group 24-

Invisible-
Clay Aiken (wish Clay would turn invisible)

Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band (Skyrockets in flight!!!)
My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (unfortunately I'm starting to get some lady lumps, and they're not lovely)



Since: Nov 12, 2006
Posted on: May 10, 2010 9:57 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results



Group 17-


Last Christmas- Wham! (the original case of regifting.  Who knows, maybe she gave your heart away to somebody much hotter.  Had to give it away to somebody less b$#!*y.)
Rhinestone Cowboy- Glen Campbell

Group 18-


Do Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart (um, no Rod, I don't)
In The Navy- Village People (set naval recruiting back ten years)
Thong Song- Sisqo

Group 19-

Rocky Top-
Osbourne Brothers (as a Gator fan, I must admit this songs grates on me more than most, especially since it's the ONLY song they teach the Tennessee band and they play it 237,683 times per game, ever when being blown out)
Wannabe- Spice Girls (has to have one of the classic lines in song history)
Wonderful Christmastime- Paul McCartney
The Beat- The Go-Gos
Mr. Tamborine Man- Bob Dylan (although if you want to vote for it because of Shatner's version, go right ahead)

Group 20-

Hollaback Girl-
Gwen Stefani (similar to No Trash In My Trailer, hot girl, putrid song)
CopacabanaBarry Manilow
Feelings- Albert Morris
Your Body Is A Wonderland- John Mayer (so pay her the $50 admission fee already)
Mickey- Tony Basil (Oh Mickey, you're so bad, you're so bad like a kick in the nads, hey Mickey clap clap clap clap hey Mickey)

Group 21-

Never Gonna Give You Up-
Rick Astley
I'm Like A Bird- Nellie Furtado (this song needs to fly away)
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover- Paul Simon (not to be confused with fifty ways to love your leaver)
Fly, Don't Fly On Me- Neil Sedaka (an oldie but baddie)
Dancing In The Streets- The Mamas & the Papas

Group 22-

Living La Vida Loca-
Ricky Martin (this song forces you into the crazy life)
Ain't Got No Home- Clarence "Bullfrog" Henry
Crimson & Clover- Tommy Jones and The Shondells (over and over)
Milkshake- Kelis
Gloria- Laura Branigan

Group 23-

Girl You Know It's True-
Milli Vanilli
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy- Kenny Chesney
Ebony And Ivory- Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
I Wanna Sex You Up- Color Me Badd
Who Let The Dogs Out- Baha Men (definitely not Mike Vick)

Group 24-

Invisible-
Clay Aiken (wish Clay would turn invisible)
Brand New Key- Melanie Safka (like fignernails across a chalkboard.  Well, IIIIIIIII got a brand new pair of roller skates)
Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band (Skyrockets in flight!!!)
My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (unfortunately I'm starting to get some lady lumps, and they're not lovely)
Mellow Yellow- Donovan (the song, not the drink)



Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: May 10, 2010 9:07 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Group 17-

Last Christmas- Wham!
Rhinestone Cowboy- Glen Campbell

Group 18-


Do Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart
In The Navy- Village People


Group 19-


Wannabe- Spice Girls
Mr. Tamborine Man- Bob Dylan (although if you want to vote for it because of Shatner's version, go right ahead)(Yup)

Group 20-


Feelings- Albert Morris
Your Body Is A Wonderland- John Mayer


Group 21-

Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley
Dancing In The Streets- The Mamas & the Papas

Group 22-

Living La Vida Loca- Ricky Martin
Gloria- Laura Branigan

Group 23-

Girl You Know It's True- Milli Vanilli
Who Let The Dogs Out- Baha Men

Group 24-

Invisible- Clay Aiken
Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: May 10, 2010 9:06 am
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Another serving of hate, coming up!

Group 17-
Bad Day- Daniel Powter - Yeah, when you wrote this crap.

Group 18-
Thong Song- Sisqo - the aural equivalent of Chris Farely in a thong

NOT VOTES:
I don't get this "Superman- Five For Fighting" being here, it's not bad and funny.
The absolute irony of him asking this makes it funny "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart"

Group 19
The Beat- The Go-Gos - ANYTHING with Belinda Carlisle in it gets my vote. I hate that bitch, I hate her so very, very much.
(When I was in college, one of my posted room rules was "Hate Belinda Carlisle"


Group 20-
Feelings- Albert Morris - Feelings, this song induces them, and they are HATE.


Group 21-
Fly, Don't Fly On Me- Neil Sedaka - Man has no balls, or talent.

NOT VOTE:
Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley -C'mon, getting Rickrolled is FUNNY!

Group 22-
Living La Vida Loca- Ricky Martin - More like Living La Vida Sabroso

Group 23-
Who Let The Dogs Out- Baha Men - Well, we now know who let the SUCK out.

Group 24-

Invisible- Clay Aiken - I can't even describe my Clay loathing.




Since: Jan 16, 2007
Posted on: May 8, 2010 11:43 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Group 17: Rhinestone Cowboy- possibly a tournament entry for gayest song title ever
      
;     &nbs
p;   Bad Day- just a stupid, stupid song.  The fact that it was and still is played constantly on the radio tell you a lot about how retarded society is

Group 18: Thong Song and Superman.  The Rod Stewart song is actually okay and shouldn't b on this list

Group 19: Wonderful Christmastime

Group 20: Your Body Is A Wonderland- awful, awful song
      
;     &nbs
p;   Mickey

Group 21: No vote from me

Group 22: Laura Branigan was such a sap.  Jesus.  She was emo before emo was even a word.  Whinyass b****, go make me a sandwich and STFU.
      
;     &nbs
p;   Milkshake is a stupid song, and Kelis is one of the ugliest women in the world.  She looks liks sh-nay-nay with Down's Syndrome.

Group 23: She thinks my tractor's sexy.  Come on, really?  And stop pretending that EVERY ONE OF YOU didn't love the Color Me Badd song when it was out.

Group 24: My Humps.  I hate the Black Eyed Peas so much.  The song "I gotta feeling" has to be in the tournament somewhere.  It's the worst song ever.  With this song, it manages to be deeply deeply offensive to both white and black people.  Black people look, there's a white chick with great t*** and a** and she's posturing like she's into dark meat.  White people look, there's a song that purports itself to be hip-hop, but the lyrics are simple and mindless so even you can understand them.  I don't know how these f**** can sleep at night.



Since: Aug 16, 2006
Posted on: May 7, 2010 3:04 pm
 

Worst Song Ever Prelim 3 and Prelim 1 Results

Group 17-

Haven't Met You Yet - Michael Buble
Last Christmas - Wham! (the original case of regifting.  Who knows, maybe she gave your heart away to somebody much hotter.  Had to give it away to somebody less b$#!*y.)


Group 18- In the Navy, very bad song, just not as bad as these two.

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart (um, no Rod, I don't)
Thong Song - Sisqo

Group 19-

Rocky Top -
Osbourne Brothers (as a Gator fan, I must admit this songs grates on me more than most, especially since it's the ONLY song they teach the Tennessee band and they play it 237,683 times per game, ever when being blown out)
Wannabe - Spice Girls (has to have one of the classic lines in song history)


Group 20- I grew up in the 80's so I couldn't pick hey mickey.

Feelings - Albert Morris
Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer (so pay her the $50 admission fee already)

Group 21-

Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon (not to be confused with fifty ways to love your leaver)
Fly, Don't Fly On Me - Neil Sedaka (an oldie but baddie)

Group 22- I think I said it before, but Ricky Martin song = Worst Ever List

Living La Vida Loca -
Ricky Martin (this song forces you into the crazy life)
Ain't Got No Home - Clarence "Bullfrog" Henry


Group 23- Milli Vanilli is an easy choice, even they didn't want to sing it so they had someone else do it for them.

Girl You Know It's True -
Milli Vanilli
I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd


Group 24- I never understood why people like the Black Eyed Peas.

Invisible -
Clay Aiken (wish Clay would turn invisible)
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas (unfortunately I'm starting to get some lady lumps, and they're not lovely)



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