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Well, you're past the point of no return. Bless you brave soul. Without you, I would probably be back to blogging the hapless Seahawks. The blog would read something like this... Man, the Seahawks really suck this year. Don't they? ... Very intriguing reading there isn't it? Anyway, back to the tourney. Part three of the preliminary round is now in the books. Let's get right to the results... after this message.
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Group I: Sade's Smooth Operator escapes fairly easily as does Madonna's only tourney entry Like a Virgin. Rocky Top, one of 3 songs in the tourney that I had never heard of before it began, advances along with a lovely ballad about a ho and her two studs called Torn Between Two Lovers by Mary McGregor. Now she's really feeling like a fool.
Group J: What a crappy bunch of songs here. For Karma Chameleon AND Cherokee Nation to lose in the 1st round... WOW, all I can say is WOW! Personally, if I'd had a vote, I think I would've voted for those two over the two that advanced, but if I'd wanted to know what MY worst song ever was, I'd have just asked myself. Since that is not the point, She Blinded me With Science and Oh Baby Baby are moving forward.
Group K: You spin me Round (like a record) is gone. The 3 others (We Built This City, I Just Called to Say I Love You, and Tragedy) are tied. Back to that in a moment.
Group L: Eye of the Tiger is out. From a Distance is not. Kokomo and My Humps are also in a dead heat. Easy one for me here. I like the Beach Boys but hate Kokomo. I don't like Fergie or the Peas and hate hate hate the advancing My Humps.
Back to group K... Not the easiest decision, but not too awful for me either. I've dissed on Stevie Wonder enough. He's blind for God's sake. Can't he at least have 1 lousy song? I'll advance We Built this City and Tragedy.
Whew. Okay, time for the new batch of disgustingness. No Emmitt, that's not really a word.
- The Night Chicago Died, Paper Lace
- MacArthur Park, Richard Harris
- Your Body is a Wonderland, John Mayer
- The Girl is Mine, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
- Party All the Time, Eddie Murphy
- Sometimes When We Touch, Dan Hill'
- I Am Woman, Helen Reddy
- No Tell Lover, Chicago
- Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano
- Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band
- Don't Cry Out Loud, Melissa Manchester
- Escape (the Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
- Believe, Cher
- Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, Gordon Lightfoot
- Thong Song, Sisqo
- Do Ya' Think i'm Sexy, Rod Stewart
I was going to try to say something intelligent here, but I... well.. uhhh... Vote for Pedro! No no "Just Vote Baby!" Vote for the worst two in each group.
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