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All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Posted on: December 12, 2008 2:37 am
Edited on: December 12, 2008 2:42 am
 

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Well, you're past the point of no return. Bless you brave soul. Without you, I would probably be back to blogging the hapless Seahawks. The blog would read something like this... Man, the Seahawks really suck this year. Don't they? ... Very intriguing reading there isn't it? Anyway, back to the tourney. Part three of the preliminary round is now in the books. Let's get right to the results... after this message.

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Group I: Sade's Smooth Operator escapes fairly easily as does Madonna's only tourney entry Like a Virgin. Rocky Top, one of 3 songs in the tourney that I had never heard of before it began, advances along with a lovely ballad about a ho and her two studs called Torn Between Two Lovers by Mary McGregor. Now she's really feeling like a fool.

Group J: What a crappy bunch of songs here. For Karma Chameleon AND Cherokee Nation to lose in the 1st round... WOW, all I can say is WOW! Personally, if I'd had a vote, I think I would've voted for those two over the two that advanced, but if I'd wanted to know what MY worst song ever was, I'd have just asked myself. Since that is not the point, She Blinded me With Science and Oh Baby Baby are moving forward.

Group K: You spin me Round (like a record) is gone. The 3 others (We Built This City, I Just Called to Say I Love You, and Tragedy) are tied. Back to that in a moment.

Group L: Eye of the Tiger is out. From a Distance is not. Kokomo and My Humps are also in a dead heat. Easy one for me here. I like the Beach Boys but hate Kokomo. I don't like Fergie or the Peas and hate hate hate the advancing My Humps.

Back to group K... Not the easiest decision, but not too awful for me either. I've dissed on Stevie Wonder enough. He's blind for God's sake. Can't he at least have 1 lousy song? I'll advance We Built this City and Tragedy.

Whew. Okay, time for the new batch of disgustingness. No Emmitt, that's not really a word.

Group Q

  • The Night Chicago Died, Paper Lace
  • MacArthur Park, Richard Harris
  • Your Body is a Wonderland, John Mayer
  • The Girl is Mine, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson

Group R

  • Party All the Time, Eddie Murphy
  • Sometimes When We Touch, Dan Hill'
  • I Am Woman, Helen Reddy
  • No Tell Lover, Chicago

Group S

  • Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano
  • Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band
  • Don't Cry Out Loud, Melissa Manchester
  • Escape (the Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes

Group T

  • Believe, Cher
  • Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, Gordon Lightfoot
  • Thong Song, Sisqo
  • Do Ya' Think i'm Sexy, Rod Stewart

I was going to try to say something intelligent here, but I... well.. uhhh... Vote for Pedro! No no "Just Vote Baby!" Vote for the worst two in each group.

I used too much space in the blog to promote a lot of other blogs here like I usually do, so just post 'em in your comment if you want to. I sure don't mind. That's All Folks.... YO

Comments

Since: May 20, 2008
Posted on: January 1, 2009 8:58 pm
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

This round is now over. Thanks for your votes.



Since: Sep 22, 2008
Posted on: January 1, 2009 8:33 pm
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Group Q

  • MacArthur Park, Richard Harris
  • Your Body is a Wonderland, John Mayer  

Group R 

  • Sometimes When We Touch, Dan Hill'
  • No Tell Lover, Chicago

Group S

  • Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band
  • Escape (the Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes

Group T

  • Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, Gordon Lightfoot
  • Thong Song, Sisqo



Since: May 20, 2008
Posted on: December 20, 2008 8:25 pm
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

You're welcome Epozz. Glad you found it. I'm expecting to put the new one out late tonight. I have to go to a family Christmas thing right now or I'd do it right away. I love music for sure, but Lazer Wright is doing "Vote for your favorite Rock songs" and I figured I'd go the other way. I see that you have voted there too or I'd post a link. Anyway, It'll be after 10 pacific tonight when I post the next round.

Thanks for voting. Take care, YO




Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: December 20, 2008 7:59 pm
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Thanks BuccinGator, also Thanks iamyo, this is a great thread. Music, no matter how good or bad can be the one thing that doesn't bring out the nasties and trolls to make it all screwed up. Music is a crutch to the soul and can sometimes be used, better than our own words to describe to someone how we feel or how they make us feel. This is a cool thread and I'll be back for the next votes. Thanks again, yo.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 19, 2008 8:26 am
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Epozz, welcome to the circus.  If you catch this, it might not be too late to vote for "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"  It was in the last group which yo will leave open until the next one is up (which is supposed to be coming soon).  Here's a link.  Also, Yo might just take this vote and add it to the tally anyway.  I sure as heck voted for it.




Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: December 19, 2008 2:01 am
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Group Q - Your Body is a Wonderland & The Girl is Mine

Group R - Party all the Tome & No tell Lovers

Group S - Don't Cry out Loud & Afternoon Delight

Group T - Thong Song & Do ya' think I'm Sexy

Just wish I'd Been here from the start 'cause Do you Really want to Hurt me is the suckiest of all time hands down




Since: May 20, 2008
Posted on: December 18, 2008 1:47 am
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

That was weird, I got cut off and it posted. Like I was sayin'

I.M.: Thanks again for the votes. We're glad to have you aboard. Be sure to check back often. The next prelim round will be up by Saturday at the latest. Tomorrow night if I get the urge.

Buc: If I didn't say so before, and I didn't, good job with the picks. And great job on your newest blog entry. Love the tags. I hope we start a trend.

I dunno if anyone is still checking these out, but ....

Till next time, YO




Since: May 20, 2008
Posted on: December 18, 2008 1:38 am
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Thanks to Iggy, Section, That Cobra, Conquistador, Mrs. Yo (JstDawnee), for continuing to vote, and to you I.M. Fletch for your 1st vote here and for your amazing movie... yes, you made more than 1, but there is no comparison to the original.

Iggy: You're welcome on the Dan Hill song. As I said in an earlier post, Edmund Fitzgerald was JstDawnee's addition to the tourney as he is her most hated singer ever. While I am not a fan of him or the song, I don't know if it truly belongs here. That said, a few peole have voted for it. Believe was my addition and I have my own, not so sentimental reason for hating it. After the 1st Mrs. Yo and I divorced, "do you believe in life after love" became her anthem against me. Yes, Cher has had some worse songs, but there isn't another that makes me want to turn the station quicker than that one does. And, it's my tourney. So there!

Section: I wish I had never heard of some of these songs.

WingsDiva: I was 99% sure you were female. Dawnee wasn't so sure. One of your posts comes to mind as a possible reason for her confusion between XX and XY in your case. I speak of your post in Section's blog where you extoll the virtues of The Godfather. Women do like this movie in some cases... in fact Dawnee likes all the Godfather movies. However, it is more of a guy flick and your post was... well... a little mannish in your love for Don Vito and Don Miguel Corleone. Just so you know, I think it's great that you love the film!

Dawnee: I was going to tell you that your Body really IS a Wonderland, and ask Do Ya' Think I"M sexy, but I guess I'll pass on both of those. How bout this... I want your sex! Sex is natural, sex is good, not everybody does it, but... what are you doing later?

I.M.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 17, 2008 10:11 pm
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

For those still checking out Yo's blog, which I do whenever I see there is a new comment posted, the Dec. 15th edition of 10 things is up.  Yo, love the surgeon general warning and the tags.  Thanks for giving me two games to hit out of the park with predictions, although I'm sure one went very much your way while the other didn't.




Since: Aug 28, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2008 11:32 pm
 

All New "Worst Song Ever" Rd 1 Pt 5 & Results pt3

Group Q
  • Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer
  • The Girl Is Mine - Paul McCartney and Zorro Jackson
Group R
  • I Am Woman - Helen Reddy
  • No Tell Lover - Chicago
Group S
  • Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano
  • Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester
Group T
  • Believe - Cher
  • Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot


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