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HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

Posted on: November 12, 2008 8:01 pm
Edited on: November 14, 2008 10:01 pm
 
My people, you have evidently seeded our contestants correctly.  Round Two of the Hate Bowl Playoffs is in the books, and our Unsweet 16 is now the Hate Eight.  In the round just completed, Notre Dame (23-4 over Washington), USC (25-2 over Oregon), and Ohio State (22-5 over Tennessee) all came through strong with double-digit wins.  As they say in Little Italy, " 'Atsa lotta HATE!"  Our closest game was Florida State's three point win over Florida .  I guess they had one that DIDN'T go wide right.

In any event, now it's time for Round Three...the "HATE EIGHT".  The rules are the same as before.  You must pick a larger lowlife in each pairing.  Incomplete ballots won't be counted.  Keep in mind that these matchups are based on the ORIGINAL SEEDING that resulted from our "regular season".  I take NO CREDIT for the USC-tOSU or BYU-Idaho pairings.  Wish I could!

There's one bonus to this round...our "Name The Trophy" contest.  The proposed names are listed at the bottom of the ballot.  Just give me your #1 pick.  

I'd like to finish this round by Sunday, November 16 so we can march this along and keep some interest.  That said, HEEEERE WE GO!!!

Pick the team you hate most in each pairing...

UPDATED STANDINGS AS OF 10:00pm ON FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14!!!

 

#1 Notre Dame vs #8 Florida State  NOTRE DAME LEADS 27-15

#2 USC vs #7 Ohio State  OHIO STATE LEADS 28-14

#3 Miami vs #6 Michigan MIAMI LEADS 25-17

#4 BYU vs #5 Idaho  BYU LEADS 28-14

NAME THE TROPHY (select ONE)

The Al Davis Trophy  3VOTES

The "He Hate Me" Trophy  5 VOTES

The Haterade Cup  3 VOTES

The "You Bastard" Trophy  10 VOTES

The "F- OFF" Cup  4 VOTES

The Detest Crest  3 VOTE

Nothing.  No trophy.  Just call it the Crapple Cup.  9 VOTES


Comments

Since: Oct 1, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2008 12:13 am
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

Haterade at least makes sense.  You Bastard is just retarded.

The Haterade Cup.




Since: Oct 1, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2008 12:11 am
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

Notre Dame should join the ACC, neither have a good football program.

Notre Dame

When USC plays a good team maybe I will like them.

USC

Can't send the Orange Bowl out on a good note is just terrible.

Miami

I don't know how BYU or Idaho got to this point, but I liked blueoranges comments.

Idaho




Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2008 5:33 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

You got 'em, UFGATORS081. 

Gators winning 28-3 at the half.  Who could have seen that with us playing a team with a smelly QB and a suck up for a kicker.



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2008 5:26 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

BleedBlueOrange:

A great read from you, as always.  That custody case is PRICELESS!



Since: Nov 15, 2008
Posted on: November 15, 2008 12:42 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

Notre dame blows big time
 
usc highly over rate

michigan has my vote

 cant hate i da ho

THE " YOU BASTARD " TROPHY IS THE BEST



Since: Aug 1, 2008
Posted on: November 15, 2008 3:51 am
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

"BleedBlueOrange:

I knew y'all would be by.  I thought about going over to your board to see if you were stirring things up, but I got "a-scared" of what I'd see."

Let me give you a taste of what has been being said on the BSU boards lately.  This is great timing since we play Idahooker this week.  Sit back and enjoy the words of my fellow bronco bretheren:

BOISE, ID 11/10/08 (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boise courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Idaho Vandals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


Q. What’s the difference between the Idaho Vandals & the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game

Q. How do the Idaho Vandals count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. What do the Idaho Vandals & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 5,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Chr!st” !

Q. How do you keep an Idaho Vandal out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do the Idaho Vandals go in case of a tornado? A. To the Kibbie Dome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Vandal with a Bowl Championship ring? A. A thief

Q. Why was Nick Holt upset when the Idaho Vandals playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q. What’s the difference between the Idaho Vandals and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many Idaho Vandals does it take to win a Conference Championship? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching a Bowl Game? A. The Idaho Vandals

Q. What do the Idaho Vandals and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. What did the Idaho student get on his SAT score? A. Drool

Q. What’s the best thing to ever come out of Moscow? A. Highway 95

Q. How do you get 40 Idaho students into a VW Bug? A. Throw in a bottle of Mad Dog

Q. Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a U of I student? A. Because if it were invented by a BSU student it would have been called a teethbrush

Q. WHAT ARE THE TOUGHEST 6 YEARS IN A VANDAL’S LIFE? A. 3RD GRADE

Q. Why can’t the vandal football team gain access to the internet? A. Because they can’t put 3 w’s together.

Q. What do you call 3 Vandal running backs standing shoulder to shoulder? A. A wind tunnel.

Q. Why did BSU decide to keep the blue turf instead of changing to green? A. So the U of I cheerleaders wouldn’t graze before the game…

Q. How do three Vandal football players play hide-and-seek? A. One goes to hide, and the other two try to figure out who left.

Q. Why do U of I graduates put their degree in their windshield? A. So they can park in the handicapped spots.

Q. What’s the difference between a UofI co-ed and Bigfoot? A. One is big and hairy and smells bad. The other has big feet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vandal and a groundhog? A. Six more weeks of bad football

 

So a man walks into a bar in Idaho where a Vandals game is on. The goat is dressed in Black and Gold. The bartender goes up to the man and tells him to him that no animals are allowed. The man says, "No, wait my does does some tricks. When the Vandals make a field goal he does a back-flip." The bartender who is very intrigued says he can stay unless the goat  does not do any tricks. So the Vandals on their first drive make a field goal and the goat does a back-flip. On there next drive they make another field goal and the goat does another back-flip. After one more field goal and another back-flip every began to seem very into this goat. So the bartender came up to the man and asked what the goat does when they score a touchdown. The man said, "I'm not sure, I have only had it for 6 years!"




Since: Jul 18, 2007
Posted on: November 14, 2008 10:38 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

And to complete it, someone could slobber all over it.



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 14, 2008 9:57 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

You are in, stanfan7.  Thanks.



Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: November 14, 2008 9:41 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

Notre Dame

USC

Michigan

BYU




Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 14, 2008 8:28 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 PLAYOFFS "HATE EIGHT"

BlueSpud2:

My, you ARE doing the math, aren't you?


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