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HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Posted on: November 20, 2008 8:50 pm
Edited on: November 22, 2008 9:39 am
 

THIS JUST IN....SCORE UPDATE AS OF 9:37AM SATRUDAY, NOVEMBER 22.  ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT TO VOTE FOR YOUR HATE BOWL CHAMPION!!!!

NOTRE DAME 11
OHIO STATE 4

Welcome back, my friends, to the hate that never ends!  It's time for the "Nine Pins" Bowling for Dollars HATE BOWL battle for the Trojan Condoms - Summer's Eve "You Bastard" Trophy.  I thought it might be appropriate to reiterate some of the pearls our posters gave us about our two finalists...Notre Dame and Ohio State.

chfhookm admitted he got help with his hate for tOSU when he shared:
Oh, did I forget to mention that Ray Small's dad made my picks for me?UKnowMoreThanMe shared the Buckeye hate with this gem:
Do they know that their mascot is a peanut butter ball dipped in chocolate?  I mean, how "manly" can you be if your mascot is a wanna-be Reese's Cup.But WesinID wasn't gonna let Notre Dame get overlooked.  Per Wes...
I hope they form a conference with Liberty University, Southern Methodist, and Brigham Young, call it the Battle of Armeggon Division (B.A.D)BlueSpud2 illustrated the debates we all went through in picking the hard match-ups with this comment:
As much as I hate the U of I, I really hate the possibility of OStU stinking up another BCS game again, NT or otherwise.  Besides
Idaho can't beat a fart to stink more less get to a bowl game.  A real travesity is having Ohio State on TV after Nov.

The round of 8 brought more interesting observations.  WoolyUte expressed his opinion of Notre Dame...
How can you not hate a team that doesnt play well with others, hired fat Charly and still struggles and enjoys being called Golden Domers... sounds like a 70's porno to me! lol I had haunting images of Weis with a "porno 'stache" for days.  And then SOMEBODY (PanzerKoenigin) mentioned something about a thong.  And I'm STILL not sleeping.

UtahUtesRGr8 gave us the "play-by-play" on the Notre Dame - Florida State game...
In a fairly one-sided game, the shopplifting convicts from Talahasee have amassed a record 26 personal fouls, but their superior speed and athletism has dominated play nonetheless.  Notre Dame is behind by three scores with 4 seconds to play, when Charlie Weiss calls for the Touchdown Jesus Hail Mary, which falls incomplete.  Nevertheless, as time runs out, ABC declares Notre Dame the winner.  Unbeknownst to even the most ardent college football fans, Notre Dame advances to the next round of all games based on their larger fan base and superior moral code.When WestlandUte chimed in with this I had much confidence in the Irish making the final.
As a person of Irish descent I am offended by the representation of my race as a bunch of belicose hooligans. I am also offended the mascot. What's up with the little Green Bast#%$ with the shalyley. If anyone disagrees with me you are codially invited to come to my place and I will punch you in the throat and piss on your dog.But alas, all of the hate didn't go Notre Dame's way.  byu sranje kura made this argument AGAINST tOSU's strength of schedule:
it's just too bad that they won't be able to get blown out 3 years in a row in the ncg.  I guess that's what they get for scheduling 1 good team this year.  Should have played Toledo instead of USC.  Guess there's always next year.So here we are.  The final round of HATE BOWL 2008.  Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...Place your votes here!

WHO WILL IT BE.....

NOTRE DAME VS OHIO STATE



You be the judge.  I'll take votes through Sunday, November 23.



Comments

Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 24, 2008 9:15 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Likewise, PanzerKoenigin.  NOT too late.  Got your vote, and thanks for not mentioning that Weiss-Fulmer thong-thing....

DAMN!

it's back.  No sleep for another week.


Anyway, sorry about your glass ceiling.  That's what you get for buying elitist electronics!  I only buy crap I can afford to break.



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 24, 2008 9:12 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

SluggoGal4BYU:

Nah, never too late.  How could I punish your genius?  The song ROCKS!


PanzerKoenigin
Since: Jun 28, 2008
Posted on: November 24, 2008 9:54 am
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Since: Dec 22, 2006
Posted on: November 24, 2008 4:08 am
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Hope I'm not too late to vote.   After all, it's still Nov. 23........................in Hawaii!   And don't we wish we were there!!

This is a tough one, as my HATE mojo is worn down & somewhat tattered-- and what's left is directed at my own beloved BYU team's quarterback, who threw 5 INTERCEPTIONS yesterday!  The big bonehead!!!   We coulda woulda beat those dang Yewtes, flippin' fetch it!!

Gotta Hate  Ohio State 

Gotta Hate  Ohio State   (hey, it rhymes.  How cute!)

I've read lots of good reasons in these posts for OHio State Hate, but I'll go with the weird and weaselly mascot, the Buckeye.   Team mascots should be proud, strong, and portray a fighting spirit-- (like, oh, I don't know, a cougar)-- not a food bi-product, cattle fodder, or brake pad linings!!

Besides, I like Notre Dame's fight song:  (sung to the tune of "There Ain't Nothin' Like a Dame")

There ain't nothin' like Notre Dame!

Nothin' in the world

There ain't nothin' I can name

That is anything like Notre Dame!

may they rot in Hell!  (oh, I just threw that part in!)




Since: Dec 3, 2006
Posted on: November 23, 2008 11:21 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Whomever we chose, we can agree that this weekend was a good weekend for all of us haters of these 2 squads.  With Oregon State on the brink of the Rose Bowl, Ohio St seems to be just one more Beaver win away of being knocked out of BCS contention.
Meanwhile, Notre Dame's embarassing loss to Syracuse will FINALLY get them out of the Gator Bowl and thus, we will not have to watch their putrid brand of football on January 1st, the greatest of all football days.

(Hey, as a Michigan fan, I need to look for all the silver lining I possibly can.)




Since: Mar 1, 2008
Posted on: November 23, 2008 2:43 am
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

That's OK. I'll take a win over them in real life over this fun little blog any day! This has been great, but beating them tonight was better.

Also, I have to admit, I do cheer for a few Cougars. I taught and coached a few of their players when they were in high school. So I do enjoy watching them play and find success; just not as much when they do it against the Utes!

We'll see who wins, looks like ND has a huge lead right now!




Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 22, 2008 5:19 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Sorry for you about that ND win over BYU in the last round, CoachDuncan.  Onward!



Since: Oct 11, 2008
Posted on: November 22, 2008 4:49 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

I will most whole heartedly shovel out a hefty helping of hate to the most overly self-righteous university of all time, the most holy Notre Dame.

You watch, these morons will go 6-6 and some stupid bowl will want them. Lame!!!




Since: Mar 1, 2008
Posted on: November 22, 2008 4:35 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Sorry, happen to be an ND fan in addition to being a Utah fan . . . gotta be a vote for Ohio State since there is only two choices.



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 22, 2008 1:14 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

trollhunterz:

Yeah, kind of like the last two NCGs!

tOSU...bridesmaids for life.


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