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HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Posted on: November 20, 2008 8:50 pm
Edited on: November 22, 2008 9:39 am
 

THIS JUST IN....SCORE UPDATE AS OF 9:37AM SATRUDAY, NOVEMBER 22.  ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT TO VOTE FOR YOUR HATE BOWL CHAMPION!!!!

NOTRE DAME 11
OHIO STATE 4

Welcome back, my friends, to the hate that never ends!  It's time for the "Nine Pins" Bowling for Dollars HATE BOWL battle for the Trojan Condoms - Summer's Eve "You Bastard" Trophy.  I thought it might be appropriate to reiterate some of the pearls our posters gave us about our two finalists...Notre Dame and Ohio State.

chfhookm admitted he got help with his hate for tOSU when he shared:
Oh, did I forget to mention that Ray Small's dad made my picks for me?UKnowMoreThanMe shared the Buckeye hate with this gem:
Do they know that their mascot is a peanut butter ball dipped in chocolate?  I mean, how "manly" can you be if your mascot is a wanna-be Reese's Cup.But WesinID wasn't gonna let Notre Dame get overlooked.  Per Wes...
I hope they form a conference with Liberty University, Southern Methodist, and Brigham Young, call it the Battle of Armeggon Division (B.A.D)BlueSpud2 illustrated the debates we all went through in picking the hard match-ups with this comment:
As much as I hate the U of I, I really hate the possibility of OStU stinking up another BCS game again, NT or otherwise.  Besides
Idaho can't beat a fart to stink more less get to a bowl game.  A real travesity is having Ohio State on TV after Nov.

The round of 8 brought more interesting observations.  WoolyUte expressed his opinion of Notre Dame...
How can you not hate a team that doesnt play well with others, hired fat Charly and still struggles and enjoys being called Golden Domers... sounds like a 70's porno to me! lol I had haunting images of Weis with a "porno 'stache" for days.  And then SOMEBODY (PanzerKoenigin) mentioned something about a thong.  And I'm STILL not sleeping.

UtahUtesRGr8 gave us the "play-by-play" on the Notre Dame - Florida State game...
In a fairly one-sided game, the shopplifting convicts from Talahasee have amassed a record 26 personal fouls, but their superior speed and athletism has dominated play nonetheless.  Notre Dame is behind by three scores with 4 seconds to play, when Charlie Weiss calls for the Touchdown Jesus Hail Mary, which falls incomplete.  Nevertheless, as time runs out, ABC declares Notre Dame the winner.  Unbeknownst to even the most ardent college football fans, Notre Dame advances to the next round of all games based on their larger fan base and superior moral code.When WestlandUte chimed in with this I had much confidence in the Irish making the final.
As a person of Irish descent I am offended by the representation of my race as a bunch of belicose hooligans. I am also offended the mascot. What's up with the little Green Bast#%$ with the shalyley. If anyone disagrees with me you are codially invited to come to my place and I will punch you in the throat and piss on your dog.But alas, all of the hate didn't go Notre Dame's way.  byu sranje kura made this argument AGAINST tOSU's strength of schedule:
it's just too bad that they won't be able to get blown out 3 years in a row in the ncg.  I guess that's what they get for scheduling 1 good team this year.  Should have played Toledo instead of USC.  Guess there's always next year.So here we are.  The final round of HATE BOWL 2008.  Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...Place your votes here!

WHO WILL IT BE.....

NOTRE DAME VS OHIO STATE



You be the judge.  I'll take votes through Sunday, November 23.



Comments

Since: Sep 8, 2006
Posted on: November 20, 2008 10:17 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Your right a tree, only stanford is worse



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:48 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Got it, feathers.  So you're suggesting Ohio State for Miss Uncongeniality?



Since: Oct 25, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:43 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Well, Durfish,  while Ohio State is a fine awful runner-up and will fulfill the role of Most Hated College Football Team  splendidly if Notre Dame loses their way  (as they are wont to do) to the presentation ceremony,  I do believe I have to give the nod to

Notre Dame.  So many reasons, so little time. 



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:42 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Got it, Tulorox.  LOL the tree stuff!  BTW...Stanford uses a tree for its symbol, but not in their nickname.  What does THAT say?  "Well, we WANT to use a tree, but we're not sure.  So we'll just kind of SUGGEST that we LIKE trees and see how that goes."  At least tOSU has the "nuts" to admit it.



Since: Oct 1, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:34 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

It's gotta be Ohio State.  Their fans are the most annoying, they can't win a championship to save their lives, and what on earth is a buckeye?  It's a tree, wtf?  Who uses a tree as their mascot?  tOSU has got to be the biggest bastard of all college football.




Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:07 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

Gatorfan100:

Thanks for hanging in here.  Your vote for the South Bend Bastards is registered.



Since: Sep 3, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:04 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

I voted Notre Dame for being the biggest bastards in CFB!!




Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 8:55 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

bump



Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 8:54 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

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Since: Nov 11, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 8:54 pm
 

HATE BOWL 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP

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