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Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Posted on: July 11, 2009 6:03 pm
 

Well the past few blog posts have been the more serious types that make you think about what's important in life. I was looking at some t-shirts online yesterday and I came across this shirt that had 3 wolves on it. Well in the comments was one of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet. Some guy gave a review of the shirt after he bought it. Here is that comment. Enjoy and have a nice day.

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.                     

Category: General
Tags: Joke
 
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Since: Mar 8, 2011
Posted on: March 8, 2011 8:40 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading



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Since: Aug 3, 2009
Posted on: September 16, 2009 9:42 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Very funny indeed.  Well done.


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Since: Sep 18, 2007
Posted on: September 10, 2009 6:20 pm
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Since: Apr 7, 2009
Posted on: September 10, 2009 1:19 pm
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

By far one of the funniest things i've read on the internet in a while. Good job! 

"and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him."  --- (haha priceless!)



Since: Apr 5, 2009
Posted on: July 18, 2009 10:21 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!  That might be the funniest thing I have ever read online.  Thanks for posting this Alabama.  Did someone really post that. Oh god, thats hilarious.




Since: Jun 9, 2009
Posted on: July 18, 2009 12:01 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Nice post Titan...Falling off my chair LMFAO!!! I saw this go down at our local W-Mart just last week. She was a Cracker! and he was sporting skulls with the wolves!!!!! Can't stop LMFAO...Keep it up Titan!!!!!!



Since: Jul 9, 2009
Posted on: July 16, 2009 11:30 pm
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon.


That was the funniest part. It wasn't hysterical, but not a comlete waste of a minute and a half, which is what a lot of these "funny" blogs are. I give it a solid four stars.



Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: July 16, 2009 10:02 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Over 1200 reviews for the three wolves shirt.  It has a cult following.  

I've ordered mine.

Gotta run, looks like the Fed Ex guy is here.  Could it be my shirt, already?

Nicely done, Titans.  Nicely done.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 14, 2009 2:35 pm
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

This is great and some of those reviews are wonderful satyre. It's always good to get a chuckle out of what people will write on the internet. You never know when your'e ramblings might make you the next ten second internet wonder.


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Since: Mar 29, 2009
Posted on: July 13, 2009 10:14 pm
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