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Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Posted on: July 11, 2009 6:03 pm
 

Well the past few blog posts have been the more serious types that make you think about what's important in life. I was looking at some t-shirts online yesterday and I came across this shirt that had 3 wolves on it. Well in the comments was one of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet. Some guy gave a review of the shirt after he bought it. Here is that comment. Enjoy and have a nice day.

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.                     

Category: General
Tags: Joke
 
Comments

Since: Mar 15, 2008
Posted on: July 12, 2009 4:41 pm
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Haha wow okay then you've proven me wrong. And yea im pretty sure most of the 1000+ reviews are jokes. I wonder if anyone who buys this shirt really thinks it is a cool shirt? Actually, im thinking about getting one for myself...



Since: Mar 31, 2009
Posted on: July 12, 2009 3:27 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Dude, I love it! You have a gift for the funny. I love Larry the Cable Guy and this is the same kind of stuff. I love your avatar and will remain on my favorites. Go Bama! Rest in peace Derrick Thomas. Chief fans will never forget #58.



Since: Jan 12, 2009
Posted on: July 12, 2009 2:48 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Funny. Yeah, if your sporting a wolf shirt she better have all her teeth!



Since: Feb 15, 2008
Posted on: July 12, 2009 2:22 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Here's the link to the reviews and a pic of the shirt.   There are hundreds of these reviews and most of them are hilarious. Scroll to the bottom for the reviews.



Here's another review of this t-shirt. lol



So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Sweetness all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).



Since: Feb 15, 2008
Posted on: July 12, 2009 1:31 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

lol I promise bro I didn't make this up. I'm trying to find the link now. Some guy actually wrote that but I'm pretty sure he was joking around.



Since: Mar 15, 2008
Posted on: July 12, 2009 12:11 am
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Hahahaha okay im not sure whether i believe you when you say you found this as a comment somewhere, just because this is too funny to be true. But even if you made it up yourself then all the better, because that was hilarious.



Since: Feb 15, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2009 6:22 pm
 

Very funny blog post. You won't regret reading

Well the past few blog posts have been the more serious types that make you think about what's important in life.



I had a brainfart but after that sentence I was gonna say I was just gonna post something funny this time to sort of switch it up. I am gonna post sports-related stuff in my blog when college and pro football season starts up. I just try to do one blog entry a month. I know a few people may not like my blogs but I do appreciate the people who take the time to read them. If you haven't read my blog entry titled "The 2003 Atlanta Braves and my dad dying" please take a look at that. That was the most trying time of my life and I thank God for pulling me through that time period. That was the lowest point in my life losing my dad. Thanks for your time


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