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Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

Posted on: May 18, 2009 10:06 am
Edited on: May 19, 2009 1:13 pm
 

In honor of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Mr. Madness has decided to take a break from reviewing a sports movie this week. Instead, I've chosen to review 10 - the 10 greatest hockey movies of all time. (In the opinion of this writer, of course.) After having spent countless hours over the weekend waiting on hockey to resume, Madness had too much time on his hands, and watched these ten films...

OK, I watched 14, but four will be left on the cutting room floor.

I am sure the choices will spark countless debates and it should be noted that this is the place for those debates. Feel free to disagree and state your case. Just remember that Madness is a trained professional and some of these stunts should not be tried at home. (Again, just something I always wanted to say.) So enjoy the list, and go out and rent or buy the movies. 

Let's drop the puck and start the hockey movie playoff!


10)  Youngblood Stars Robe Lowe, Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves. The story centers around Dean Youngblood. Dean is a hockey player who is trying to make it to the NHL. Dean, however, is a problem. He and his coaches are never on the same page, and he's always being accused of lacking the toughness to make it to the pro's. The story unravels and Dean falls for the Coach's daughter along the way, played by Cynthia Gibb. The training is unique and has a Rocky feel to it. Over all, not a bad movie, but it should have had more hockey and less relationship.

Movie Madness gives it a grade of Pro .

 


 

09) The Love Guru is a Mike Myers film that centers around a hockey player in the NHL. With an all-star cast that includes Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Ben Kingsley and Mariska Hargitay (some of the funniest lines in the movie), this film chronicles the life of pro hockey player Darren Roanoke and his struggles to play as the super star he is. Roanoke loses his wife to rival player and foe, Jacques Grande (this you have to see). At this point, the Love Guru is called in to help him find his karmic center, and what follows are a lot of laughs and some hockey.

Movie Madness gives this film a Pro rating (Mariska Hargitay gets a SuperStar though).

 


 

08) Sudden Death stars Jean Claude Van Damme, and has appearances by NHL stars Mike Lange, Luc Robitaille, Markus Naslund and Bernie Nicholls. The story is about a hockey game. Game 7 in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, to be specific. But it's not all hockey. A group of terrorists are going to blow up the arena! It has great hockey footage and, of course, some action scenes that are mostly believable. Over all, it plays well.

Madness gives this film a grade of Pro. 

 


 

07) The Sweater is a story of a boy and a gift. The boy is a fan of the Montreal Canadiens and the "Rocket". All he wants is a sweater to show his loyalty to his team and favorite player. What he gets is a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. This movie is an animated short film, but it's one that shows not just the passion we have for our beloved teams, but he social climates that surround them.

Madness rates this an All Star.

 


 

06) The Rocket is the story of all time hockey great Maurice Richard - known as the "Rocket". It documents the struggles of his life and the natural talent he used to over come them. It takes place in Montreal in the 1930's, and has some of the most gritty film scenes of all the hockey movies I have seen. This film covers all the issues of the time as well. Language, management and social hierarchy. A well made film that few have seen.

Madness gives it a grade of All Star.

 


 

05) Hockey Mom (Aka Chicks with sticks). From the title, you would think this is a powder puff film. Well, don't let the title fool you. This is the story of women against man on the ice. It covers all the normal scenarios of the eternal battle of the sexes. It' a hockey mom that was so close to the Olympics and now wants to see a women's pro league. It's a one-on-one battle between Paula Taymore (Played by Jessalyn Gilsig) must show that women can play as well as the men. What you get is some great hockey and a truly great story.

Madness rates this film an All Star.

 


 

04) The Mighty Ducks not only inspired kids to play hockey, it started a whole NHL franchise. Great skating, great cast and a great story involving a former star player (played by Emelio Estevez). This character tries to get himself out of trouble in his law firm by coaching a group of misfits. It's the first in the series of films, and one of the most beloved Disney sports movies of all time.

Madness rates this film a SuperStar.

 


 

03) Mystery, Alaska is one of the best hockey stories ever told. David versus goliath... but on the frozen pond (literally). It has an all-star cast with the likes of Russel Crowe, Mary McCormack, Burt Reynolds, lovely Lolita Davidovich and even Hank Azaria of Simpsons fame. You'll also see some New York Rangers stars. Here is a partial list for your viewing pleasure: Phil Esposito, Jim Fox, Tia Domi, Barry Melrose and Steve Levy.

It is the story of an Alaskan team from a small town that gets the chance to prove their worth against the mighty New York Rangers. The story is complete, from the practice, to the tryouts to the team captain realizing he has gotten to old, and needs to let the young star shine. It has the comeback and the drama. If you have not seen this, it is a must.

Madness grades this film a SuperStar.

 


 

02) Slapshot is one of the most popular hockey films of all time. It centers around the Hanson brothers, a trio of hockey brothers that are trying to save their team from relocation to the retirement centers of Florida, or so they believe. What follow is hilarious, and although it lacks the fundamentals of real hockey, it has some of the best fight scenes you will ever see, period. Paul Newman leads a cast that will have you laughing from the drop of the first puck. Had it been about real hockey, it would easily have been number one.

Madness grades this film a SuperStar.

 


 

01) Miracle is the true story of the 1980 Olympic hockey team and has been reviewed by Madness. It is the greatest hockey movie of all time in the Madness archives and will remain there until, well, forever. To read the full review follow the link or just take my word for it.

Madness grades this film a SuperStar.



So that wraps up the Top 10 hockey movies of all time. I am sure opinions will vary and I welcome any and all of them. Now, on to the Stanley Cup!

Click here to read the full review for Miracle .




Comments

Since: Apr 23, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 9:04 pm
 

Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

I'll admit to being biased as an Edmonton Oiler fan but I have one to ad. A documentary was made called " The Boys on the Bus" featuring all the old Oilers ( Gretzky, Messier, etc.). It followed them through the 1986-87 season. This team was one of the best in the history of the NHL. Check out the music video and if you get a chance give the whole movie a view. 




Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:06 pm
 

Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

Oh, and you forgot to mention that the movie Youngblood had former NHL tough-guy Eric Nesterenko as Rob Lowe's father.Excellent point averagejoe, I can not believe I forgot that, even after I put it in my notes. Thanks for catching it and placing it out there so the movie goers know. It is not often Mr Madness is caught, take pride in this one I will be more studious in the future.

As for Touch and Go, I really was close to putting it in the 10 spot, I just did not have enough HOKCEY excitement for it. I do believe it will make the end of summer top 25 sports movies though, wait and see. Thank you for stopping in and please come back as often as you like.




Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:02 pm
 

Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

Slow down that Z machine JoChico, I think that Slapshot is a great movie, I was really trying to think of reasons to put it in the number one spot. There were however 200,000,000 reasons I came up with to leave it at number two. It moved an entire country. We will have to leave it in number one but Slapshot is still at a place near the top.



Since: Mar 23, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:24 pm
 

Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

I can understand why it may NOT have made the top 10, but "Touch And Go" was a very early Michael Keaton movie. Like most movie plots, he played a self-centered all-star. But after some kids try to rob him, he eventually comes to the realization that he needs to think of his life "after" his hockey career is over. Also stars Maria Conchita Alonso. Again, more about relationship, less about hockey.


Oh, and you forgot to mention that the movie Youngblood had former NHL tough-guy Eric Nesterenko as Rob Lowe's father.



Since: May 19, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:20 pm
 

Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

I appreciate the time and effort to compile this list. But, sir. you have committed a heinous crime aganst all canadians in general and all hockey fans specifically. To name "miracle" #1 and Slapshot #2 is considered a Hate crime in Canada. The proper authorities have been notiifed and a zamboni has been dispatched to clear up your obviuos misunderstanding of Hockey and movies. Slapshot is THE greatest movie of all time let alone the greatest Hockey movie of all time. Here is my CORRECT listing of the 10 alltime greatest hockey movies:
1. Slapshot
2. Slapshot
3. Slapshot
4. Slapshot
5. Slapshot
6. Slapshot
7. Slapshot
8.Slapshot
9. Slapshot
10. Slapshot

Know this...I'm puttin on the foil, ready to play old time hockey and preparing to hit him where the sun don't shine...

Submitted in Love.
Pastor JoChico Scott



Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 2:30 pm
 

Movie Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

I am glad some one noticed that the list to choose from was small. I did not put Happy Gilmore up because there is really less than 1 minute of hockey in it. It would have made the top ten of golf movies though. Thank you for commenting and I hope to see you often.



Since: Jun 17, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 10:29 am
 

Movei Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

Immediately I was perplexed by your submission of Love Guru and Sudden Death, but after some research I realised there were not too many hockey movies. A lot of movies have bits of hockey in them, so here is my top 8Les  with a couple of movies that only have a little puck in them.

1 - Slap Shot

2 - Youngblood

3 - The Sweater

4 - The Rocket

5 - Miracle

6 - Mystery, Alaska

7 - Happy Gilmore

8 - Les Boys




Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 12:31 am
 

Movei Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

Thanks SportsFan. I enjoyed writing it and look forward to the thoughts of the CBS posters. Thanks for stopping in. I will be reviewing movies every week so stop back again.



Since: Mar 11, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 12:26 am
 

Movei Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

The Mighty   Emilio Esteves is one of my favorite actors and I liked his role in the Mighty Ducks. 

Great Blog If.



Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 2:46 pm
 

Movei Madness: Top Ten hockey Movies of all time.

Hey Larry, you never know if i get enough objections I may have to re-order the list. Well probably not but feel free to take this top ten and make it your own in the order you see fit.


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