She just said that all I talk about is football. Well, guess what honey? It's going to get worse over the next 4 to 5 months. You didn't mop the floor, you didn't do this, and you didn't do that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
What I really want to talk about is fantasy football!!! Man, I can't wait. My fantasy baseball team FLOPPED. Despite having Josh Beckett, Mark Buehrle, Miguel Cabrera, Jorge Posada, Brandon Phillips, Jason Bartlett, Jermaine Dye, Andre Ethier, Jason Marquis, Javier Vazquez, Francisco Rodriguez, and Ichiro Suzuki, we came in 4th in a division of 5 teams. Boy, that sucks. In fact, this is the 2nd year in a row that I didn't make the playoffs in my fantasy baseball league. I really can't believe it, I really can't. Am I that bad?
My wife just yelled at me some more. She said that my job is a "cake walk" compared to hers. Well, I didn't know being a Campus Director was so easy -- the pressure that comes with my job she couldn't handle. I'm going to switch places with her one day, she would shit her pretty little panties!
Fantasy football, this is my specialty. I have 2 main leagues. One league, I've had with my friends for the last 11 years. I have been in the Super Bowl 3 times, winning twice. 2 of those 3 Super Bowl appearances have come in the last 3 years. I've only missed the playoffs 2 times in 11 years. I've had a pretty good run. In the other league, this is year $7. I have been in the Super Bowl 5 out of 6 years, winning only twice. I've lost in the big game in each of the last 3 years. It sucks, but at least I've been there.
Who do I like this year... Well, here are some sleepers that I think will vastly outperform their draft position; Matt Cassel, Matt Hasselbeck, Kyle Orton, Carson Palmer, Jay Cutler, Marion Barber, Ryan Grant, Kevin Smith, Joseph Addai, Willie Parker, Jerious Norwood, Felix Jones, Chad Ochocinco, Wes Welker, Vincent Jackson, Braylon Edwards, Anthony Gonzalez, Bernard Berrian, Steve Breaston, Donald Driver, Owen Daniels, John Carlson, Visanthe Shiancoe, Jeremy Shockey, Tony Scheffler, and Kevin Boss. Those are just a few sleepers for you...
Well, time to go do some more research. My son is still running around eating candy at 9:30 pm and my wife is mad so all is good with the world. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the fantasy football bugs bite@!@#@#@!!!!!$#@!
My wife is yapping her mouth...
Posted on: August 25, 2009 10:28 pm
Category: Fantasy Football