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Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Posted on: March 2, 2011 2:54 pm
Edited on: March 2, 2011 3:01 pm
 
By Matt Snyder

First things first, if you are on Twitter and are not following Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen ), go follow him now. You can come back and read this post afterward. Whenever he feels like it, you are bound to see some gems. And a few from Wednesday are screengrabbed below.

Apparently on his way to the White Sox-Reds Cactus League game, Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski got a ticket. And his manager thought it was hilarious. Hilarious enough to invoke four tweets, in which Ozzie relays that his backstop has had approximately 223 tickets (note: could be a slight exaggeration) and was wearing his uniform:



I've said it before and I'll say it many times again in the future: there is not a more entertaining manager in baseball. Thank you, Ozzie. Please keep up the good work.

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Comments

Since: Oct 7, 2011
Posted on: October 19, 2011 7:30 am
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Your website online has assisted me quite a bit to hold again once more increased self-worth in myself. Many thanks! Ive endorsed it to my pals on top notch of that.



Since: Aug 18, 2006
Posted on: March 3, 2011 8:46 am
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Not sure I would want my boss tweeting the world about my tickets.  Not just once - four times.  Ozzie must be out of things to do.



Since: Sep 18, 2006
Posted on: March 2, 2011 6:44 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter


Posted on: March 2, 2011 3:13 pm Score: 78
He even types with that bean-er accent. He murders the English language almost as bad as Roman Maroni
Cris Berman, John Madden, Harry Carrey.....They all butchered it also and "supposedly" knew it Undecided




Since: Oct 8, 2006
Posted on: March 2, 2011 4:42 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Classic Roman Maroni, I love it.  "Why you miserable cork-soaker!!  You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!"-RM



Since: Aug 21, 2006
Posted on: March 2, 2011 4:34 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

It becomes more and more obvious that Twitter needs a spell check feature.  That was awfully painful to read.



Since: Nov 9, 2008
Posted on: March 2, 2011 4:13 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Yummy Jack-In-the-Box tacos... elegance (and tastiness) in simplicity !



Since: Aug 3, 2009
Posted on: March 2, 2011 3:42 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Open a jack in the box in chicago please
I have to agree with him on that one. jack in the box tacos rule



Since: Aug 3, 2009
Posted on: March 2, 2011 3:40 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

knock down that wall, knock down that wall, and knock down that fargin wall..........................now I'm really angy this is fargin war



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: March 2, 2011 3:29 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

So I went and checked out some of the awesome tweets that Guillen is supposedly making. Just more crap. The thoughts of a moron. One I liked was.............


Open a jack in the box in chicago please
via


Mind blowing stuff.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: March 2, 2011 3:25 pm
 

Pierzynski gets ticket, Guillen laughs on Twitter

Fargin bastages.

Maybe he has voice recognition software.


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