By Matt Snyder Mark Buehrle pitched 12 seasons in Chicago. He amassed almost 2,500 regular-season innings for the White Sox over that time period, so he was obviously comfortable in Chicago. He could even keep a pitbull at home. That last part may not have seemed like a big deal before, but it evidently is now. Buehrle signed with the Miami Marlins last month, but -- as long as he wants to keep his 18-month-old pitbull, Slater -- he'll have to live outside Miami-Dade County. That county has outlawed pitbulls.
“It’s kind of ridiculous that because of the way a dog looks, people will ban it," Buehrle said (Fish Tank). "Every kind of dog has good and bad, and that depends on the handlers. If you leave a dog outside all the time, it’ll be crazy. Slater would never do anything harmful."
So, instead, Buehrle will commute from one county over.
Pitbull controversies, Carlos Zambrano, Ozzie Guillen, weird new uniforms, a gigantic fish tank, a catcher who rescues old ladies from a car accident, a fake Twitter reporter ... the new Marlins really do have it all.
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