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Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

Posted on: December 18, 2010 8:37 pm
 
Will Brinson

Chad Ochocinco likes to clown around pretty much everywhere. (Except in the final of "Ultimate Catch," when one of the girls clowned too much for even HIM, which was kind of amazing.)

Naturally, when he was at home, chopping up oranges on Saturday night and actually stuck his finger with a knife, he had to let the world know about it on Twitter...
Damn i just got cut, how does this happen the day before a game? WTf!!!
Now, people freaked. After all, it's not unreasonable that the Bengals would do something stupid and/or drastic with a high-priced star, like getting rid of him and trying to clean house, right? Well, not exactly, but everyone thought that he'd been cut by the team. (I actually Google'd "Chad Ochocinco" to see if any news items come up. I mean, you never know.) Then he dropped this:
People not cut from the team, i cut my hand slicing some oranges and i got a game tomorrow, not cool!
Ocho later wondered how many people he "got," meaning just how many folks got pumpfaked by the tweet. Well, probably a lot.

Good thing for him, he now has a pretty solid built-in excuse if he has a terrible game tomorrow against the Browns.

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Since: Dec 2, 2011
Posted on: January 12, 2012 3:07 pm
 

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Since: Oct 12, 2009
Posted on: December 19, 2010 12:56 pm
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

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Since: Jan 7, 2008
Posted on: December 19, 2010 10:53 am
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

I agree, this is a non-impact player who is on a terrible team. This is a non-story too, who really cares outside of southern OHIO. The Bengals need to get rid of Carson (rosey)Palmer and develop some kind of running game.



Since: Sep 11, 2006
Posted on: December 19, 2010 8:55 am
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

Like anyone cares about this non impact player on this terrible team. A total non story.



Since: Feb 19, 2007
Posted on: December 19, 2010 3:29 am
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

This guy is such a dope.  Well, I guess one can't expect better from a guy who can't parse out the difference between "ocho cinco" and "ochenta cinco".

Twitter is easily one of the dumbest inventions of the past decade.  The internet is one of the greatest inventions of all time, but Twitter and the other "social networking" sites are like a pox infecting it.



Since: Jul 22, 2010
Posted on: December 19, 2010 12:46 am
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

 I think this whole "twitter" sh-t is so stupid.  Why would anyone feel the need to inform the world that he got a "boo boo" on his finner.  It's like me getting up at 4:00 am to take a squirt and pee on the seat.  Damn, I better tell the world about this!  No one cares so please stop.



Since: May 27, 2007
Posted on: December 18, 2010 11:27 pm
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

It's an omen.  The Orange (Bengal color} cut him.



Since: Dec 18, 2010
Posted on: December 18, 2010 11:06 pm
 

Chad Ochocinco gets cut ... slicing oranges

aww poor chad cut his fingy's OH NO. like hes helped them win anyway


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