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Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

Posted on: August 5, 2011 7:51 pm
Edited on: August 5, 2011 8:03 pm
 


Posted by Ryan Wilson

We feel comfortable writing this in permanent marker under "Things we never, ever (ever, ever) thought we'd see in our lifetime" -- Paul Reubens, in his full-on Pee-wee Herman get-up, having a meet-and-greet with the Cowboys owner, coaches and players.

Sound random? Well, it is. No one can explain exactly why Herman showed up … unless you believe his Twitter feed: "Trying out for the Dallas Cowboys!! (@ Alamodome w/ 2 others)"



We'll assume he was joking. But on the off-chance that he wasn't, we hear the Dolphins could be looking for a warm body now that Brett Favre has said he has no interest in un-retiring again.

For completeness, here's the "news report" from WFAA-TV:


How 'bout them Cowboys, indeed. Also acceptable: Yikes.

Hat tip: Shutdown Corner

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Comments

Since: Sep 8, 2006
Posted on: August 7, 2011 10:49 am
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

I heard he was brought in to challenge Romo for the starting QB spot.



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: August 6, 2011 11:46 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

Dude..............................Y

ou gotta be FREAKIN' kidding me.....................


Jerry will do anything for attention 



Since: Jan 1, 2011
Posted on: August 6, 2011 7:58 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

     You negative commenters REALLY need a life, or some good fortune, or a nap or something!



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 6, 2011 6:56 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

This is the best they could do for entertainment? Pee Wee Herman? He was never funny, just quirky. Surprised he's still around.
Maybe his fee was cheap? Or he happened to be at a local jerk-off joint and decided to stop by? 



Since: May 11, 2007
Posted on: August 6, 2011 5:02 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

"I think he might be one of Jerry Jones illegitimate children."


I was thinking the same thing...



Since: Mar 15, 2011
Posted on: August 6, 2011 2:37 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

In Pee Wee voice, "The secret word of the day is... ROMO."



Since: Jun 16, 2011
Posted on: August 6, 2011 1:21 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!



Since: Jan 10, 2007
Posted on: August 6, 2011 12:36 pm
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

You never jerked it to porn?

What a hypocrite bitch 



Since: Sep 11, 2006
Posted on: August 6, 2011 9:44 am
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

So a clown shows up at a circus! This is news?? Maybe the boys should concentrate on football and not photo ops with dudes who play with themselves in dirty ovies! Just saying.....



Since: Aug 30, 2006
Posted on: August 6, 2011 9:23 am
 

Eye on Comedy: Pee-wee Herman visits Cowboys

This guy is still doing this shit?  *Insert Picard facepalm here* 


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