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LeBrocalypse: The circus comes to Greenwich

Posted on: July 8, 2010 1:11 pm
Edited on: July 8, 2010 7:58 pm
 
Posted by Matt Moore

The Boys and Girls Club of Greenwich is having itself quite the day. Fox CT in Conneticut is there filing live reports and the sattelite trucks are already jamming the parking lot. Fans have arrived. I'm pretty sure I saw an elephant tap dance through one of the live shots. I thought I saw the bearded lady, but it turns out it was just Drew Gooden. (It was not Drew Gooden, I just made that up. See? That's how easy it is to start a LeBron rumor.)

ESPN has hired 10 off-duty cops for security . I'm sure that's going to be a fun job. If I'm the greater Greenwich area and I have access to either bottled water or cold beer, I'm heading down there to make a profit.

It's a ridiculous scene that we had to expect. I would anticipate we'll start seeing other news organizations filing reports from Greenwich soon. What would be great is if ESPN had a crew outside reporting from the scene outside of the scene that they themselves are hosting inside. It's meta, man. So meta.

Please make this day end soon. The hype is going to devour us all.



Comments

Since: Apr 16, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2010 2:40 pm
 

LeBrocalypse: The circus comes to Greenwich

"written" vs. "wrote". 

Pwned

Nice.




Since: Feb 19, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2010 2:27 pm
 

LeBrocalypse: The circus comes to Greenwich

Tonight's LeBron show is like sex - a lot of suspense, anticipation, excitement - and then it's all over in one minute...



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2010 1:52 pm
 

LeBrocalypse: The circus comes to Greenwich

Well, if you aspire to be a writer, please learn when is the appropriate time to use the word "written" rather than "wrote".  Article is just on par with the rest of the circus...much fluff, little substance. 



Since: Apr 3, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2010 1:46 pm
 

LeBrocalypse: The circus comes to Greenwich

Worst article ever.  I could have wrote this in 10 mins but my version would have been better.


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