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Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

Posted on: January 26, 2011 4:10 pm
Edited on: January 26, 2011 4:48 pm
 
Chris Bosh has ridiculous photo shoot for Maxim Magazine.
Posted by Matt Moore

I don't suppose this is going to surprise most of you, but Chris Bosh's Maxim photo shoot is pretty freaking ridiculous. I mean, it's not Kobe and the pilgrim hat, or anything. But nothing is, really. But if you don't believe me, check out the video




But perhaps that slipped by you. Let me break it down into smaller pieces for you. 

Actual quote from Bosh: 

"I think when you have something relate to, to other people, and they see that you do the normal, weird, regular things that they do, they appreciate it a little more."




Yes, Chris. That looks pretty much like and average person's day. Except "bizarre, canopied dockspace" is a bland office space, and "clutching oneself like I'm Will Smith in 1992" is "working with Excel." Just like it. Same deal, really. I can only assume the question being lobbed at Bosh currently is "How do you feel when you play the Celtics?"




Also, Bosh says, "I'm just a regular guy." Let's see what a regular guy looks like, shall we?





Yup. Totally normal dude. Leaning on one knee in boy shorts peering at you over his glasses. I see guys like that all the freaking time at Target. They just line the streets, really. Drinking orange mocha frappucino, and commenting on what the hottest night club is. 

Maybe the shoot will come really well and it will sell huge and it will advance Bosh's brand. That's entirely possible. But in the end, it's important to remember what's really important in life: not looking really, really stupid. And Chris Bosh has failed in that time-honored tradition.

Also, for some reason, people that Bosh knows think that reading is weird. Something something, who needs enemies?


Category: NBA
Comments

Since: May 14, 2009
Posted on: January 27, 2011 9:40 am
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

he looks more gay then cool



Since: Jun 22, 2007
Posted on: January 27, 2011 9:30 am
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

Here's a shocker: Everything Chris Bosh says or does is absurd.



Since: Feb 26, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2011 9:11 pm
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

Goddamn he looks goofy.

and "clutching oneself like I'm Will Smith in 1992"

Hahaha seriously...



Since: May 16, 2010
Posted on: January 26, 2011 9:06 pm
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

what a idiot , guess maxim doesn't really want to sell magazine's  i'd rather see kathy bates in a spread than  that  LMAO



Since: Aug 21, 2006
Posted on: January 26, 2011 8:38 pm
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

this is fitting.  We already knew he was a puzzy.  This tells me he is admitting to being a puzzy



Since: May 18, 2008
Posted on: January 26, 2011 8:27 pm
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

lmao.



Since: Jan 4, 2011
Posted on: January 26, 2011 7:04 pm
 

Here's a shocker, Bosh's Maxim shoot is absurd

i was wating for a bikini shot or something.. what a let down I mean it's maxim right. He still looks like a damn dinosaur


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