I've seen NBA players dislocate their kneecaps and rupture their patellar tendons, but I have never, ever seen something as disturbing as this. Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom has teamed up with his wife, reality TV star Khloe Kardashian, to release "Unbreakable: a unisex fragrance."
Here's video of the ad for the cologne/perfume, via YouTube user reallamarodom.
Unfortunately, this does not appear to be a mock cologne advertisement like the one that helped land Minnesota Timberwolvers power forward Kevin Love a spot on the Western Conference All-Star team. Odom's YouTube channel provides additional details.
Two days before Valentine's Day -- on February 12 -- Lamar and Khloe will celebrate the release of their unisex fragrance, Unbreakable, with a launch party at Perfumaria at the Florida Mall in Orlando, Florida. Fans of the couple can meet them at the 7PM event, and receive a free gift with any purchase of a 3.4 fl. oz. bottle. Unbreakable will be available nationwide at Perfumaria stores, and Perfumaria.com.The fragrance's ad features cheesy music, a topless Odom and a smiling Kardashian as they read the sappy script and hug each other with extremely uncomfortable public displays of affection. "There's something sexy about a couple sharing a scent. Soft yet powerful. Strong but sensual," Kardashian intones, as if angling for an Oscar nomination for her voice-over performance.
"That perfect mix of masculine and feminine. There is a beauty of believing one cannot exist without the other," Odom replies, like a robot brainwashed by Scientologists so that he would agree to participate.
"That sometimes the bond between two souls is truly," Kardashian responds again, before the two say, together, "unbreakable."
Pardon me: I've got a wooden spoon lodged in my esophagus and the timber bits are making it difficult to type.
We recently noted that Odom and Kardashian have teamed up for a reality show as well.
Hat tip: The Basketball Jones.