Remember how Blake Griffin completely knocked out the Knicks with two unbelieavble dunks? Well, he also knocked them out with a couple unbelievable farts too. Let Blake explain, via The Champs podcast with Neal Brennen:
“We’re playing the Knicks and I was walking back. It was a timeout, walking back to a free throw. You know how guys line up on the free throw line. And like, I had this horrible, horrible gas that whole game and so I let it go as I was walking back ... And I line up, and look over and one of them is like, ‘Oh my gosh, what is that?’ And I looked at him and I was so worried that everybody was going to catch on, so I was like, ‘Who did that? Oh my god! Are you serious?’”
Passing the blame. Savvy, veteran move there, Blake. Should've just called out "doorknob!" and started punching Chris Kaman. Nobody would've questioned you.
So to get this straight though: Griffin flattened Timofey Mozgov, humiliated Danilo Gallinari and then for good measure, dropped a few SBDs at the free throw line right in New York's faces on top of it? That's called owning a team right there. And to think he pulled off those aerial attacks -- and scored 44 points -- while dealing with some serious gas? Maybe it was rocket fuel or something.
Via TrueHoop and TBJ
