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Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

Posted on: August 19, 2011 3:50 pm
Edited on: August 19, 2011 4:27 pm
 
Posted by Royce Young



Remember how Blake Griffin completely knocked out the Knicks with two unbelieavble dunks? Well, he also knocked them out with a couple unbelievable farts too. Let Blake explain, via The Champs podcast with Neal Brennen:

“We’re playing the Knicks and I was walking back. It was a timeout, walking back to a free throw. You know how guys line up on the free throw line. And like, I had this horrible, horrible gas that whole game and so I let it go as I was walking back ... And I line up, and look over and one of them is like, ‘Oh my gosh, what is that?’ And I looked at him and I was so worried that everybody was going to catch on, so I was like, ‘Who did that? Oh my god! Are you serious?’”

Passing the blame. Savvy, veteran move there, Blake. Should've just called out "doorknob!" and started punching Chris Kaman. Nobody would've questioned you.

So to get this straight though: Griffin flattened Timofey Mozgov, humiliated Danilo Gallinari and then for good measure, dropped a few SBDs at the free throw line right in New York's faces on top of it? That's called owning a team right there. And to think he pulled off those aerial attacks -- and scored 44 points -- while dealing with some serious gas? Maybe it was rocket fuel or something.

Via TrueHoop and TBJ
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Since: Oct 30, 2006
Posted on: August 20, 2011 1:53 am
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

Im not going to lie this was pretty funny. Hes throwing it down and out so to speak. Shows that they are human just like us and sometimes you gotta let one rip. Literally. You think Jack Nicholson or Spike Lee got wind?



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Since: Jul 9, 2011
Posted on: August 19, 2011 7:57 pm
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

Haha.  Funny...but useless.



Since: Aug 19, 2011
Posted on: August 19, 2011 7:33 pm
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

I love how you conveniently left out the fact that despite all of this supposed "ownage" by griffin, the CLIPPERS STILL LOST THE GAME.

I'll take amare's 39 pts, 11 boards, 2 blocks and the win.



Since: Dec 7, 2009
Posted on: August 19, 2011 6:29 pm
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

I'd roll my eyes at the inanity of this story.  But if you've ever run through a floating enchilada-fart on the racquetball court (leaving you disoriented, eyes crossed, swinging desperately where you think the ball should have been, then face-planting at full speed into the side wall), you'll realize the deadly seriousness of what Blake Griffin did in that evening's game.  Used carefully, it could make for an unbeatable pick-and-roll strategy.

Sure, this is a juvenile topic fit only for a slow sports day.  But thanks for making this sometimes-juvenile reader LMAO this afternoon.





Since: Dec 24, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2011 4:56 pm
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Since: Dec 24, 2007
Posted on: August 19, 2011 4:55 pm
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

Boy, these CBS posts are getting lame!!!  Really, farting is a major issue!!!



Since: Oct 25, 2006
Posted on: August 19, 2011 4:51 pm
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

Hopefully he crop dusted Spike Lee as well...



Since: Aug 4, 2011
Posted on: August 19, 2011 4:37 pm
 

Griffin dunked, and farted, all over the Knicks

lmao!!!


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