By Matt Moore
Joakim Noah may be a millionaire NBA star who spent ten years in Paris and tends to incite the fans, but that doesn't mean he's not a super-chill bro. See, he's into beer pong! In the water! Water beer pong! Beer water pong! TMZ has the photo, which is worth the click.
Also, TMZ's report says he was a gracious winner after schooling everyone on beer pong. How do you be gracious after beer pong?
"No, seriously, I just got lucky. I mean, I have all these advantages being 6-11 with giant hands. That's probably why I won."
Does this give anyone else the idea to settle the lockout? Get rid of Kobe, get rid of Garnett, get rid of Billy Hunter. Just send in Noah with cups and light beer. Winner gets the extra two percent BRI. Wait, no, that wouldn't work. The owners would insist on drinking both their beer and the players'.