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Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

Posted on: November 1, 2011 9:25 am
 
By Matt Moore

If you were thinking Kris Humphries walks away with some big fortune after his marriage to Kim Kardashian crashed into flames, think again. TMZ reports:
As we first reported, Kim and Kris have a prenup -- which Kim felt was "the smart thing to do."

Sources familiar with the prenup tell TMZ ... the document keeps ALL assets separate, and with such a short marriage neither walks away with money from the other -- not a single penny.

Now that leaves just one piece of business on the table -- Kims $2 million engagement ring.  Sorry Kris, but you lose on 2 counts:

1.  Under California law, once you said "I do," you lost any rights to the ring

2.  You didnt pay for the ring, stupid
via Kim Kardashians Prenup -- Kris Humphries Comes Up Goose Eggs in Divorce | TMZ.com.

It's just so strange the the marriage ended in less than 75 days. I mean, if Kris and Kim can't make it work, who can? 

We'd love to be bringing you actual news, like, say, about the NBA's opening night, but guess what? Still locked out, no talks scheduled. Look what you have reduced us to, NBA. Look. 
Comments

Since: Aug 21, 2007
Posted on: November 1, 2011 10:54 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

The Kardashian family. The home of herpes.



Since: Jul 9, 2009
Posted on: November 1, 2011 10:37 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

He probably figured out he'd wed the wrong gal when she couldn't come up with a reasonable answer to his "When's your next chamber music concert, honey?"  Those Armenian-American gals all look the same, right, Kris?



Since: Jul 9, 2009
Posted on: November 1, 2011 10:33 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

Maybe they're getting divorced because he suddently realized he really hadn't married Kim Kashkashian, the violist?  Darn, the ol' mistaken-identity problem will kill a marriage every time . . .



Since: Oct 28, 2006
Posted on: November 1, 2011 10:28 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

Dude was used. She's a media whore and absorbed in trying to be popular. Thousands of girls flock to L.A. every year to try and be the same thing she is but end up in porn. So...exactly like her. Her only claim to fame is that she's a girl from a wealthy family like the Hiltons and mommy or daddy have some pull. I guess Humphries can find a real woman now, not a living cardboard cutout.



Since: Jul 9, 2009
Posted on: November 1, 2011 10:15 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

Is that headline supposed to imply that he was getting something before that? 


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Since: Oct 17, 2011
Posted on: November 1, 2011 10:04 pm
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Since: Feb 7, 2010
Posted on: November 1, 2011 9:48 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

Remember when Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian were together?  The birds were singing and everything was right in the world.  Then Bush dumped her and he can't even get traded for a pizza.  Now Kim and Kris are no longer?  What (who) is she going to do now?  Are there any brothers playing hockey these days?  Bad week of headlines for Humphries: 1) Lockout has players losing millions, 2) Humphries loses 100K in some scam, and then 3) Kim dumps Kris, he finds out through TMZ like the rest of the world...If only Kim and Kris had the staying power of Lamar and the ugly one.  Do you think Bruce Jenner drinks an 18 of Heineken before bed every night?  What the hell is he even doing in that zoo?  Was the CHiPs remake killed?   




Since: Dec 28, 2008
Posted on: November 1, 2011 9:16 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

must not be too heart broken, as she is in Australlia doing that trainer dude she was banging before....... :0)  



Since: Dec 28, 2008
Posted on: November 1, 2011 9:14 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce


Think the NBA lock out caused the divorce I bet......  If he was getting a regular paycheck she would probably stick around as she is money hungry.  She probably got tired of giving him money and he doesn't do anything but try and boss her around and be a jerk.   She is lucky to leave that loser.  He probably has about 4 years tops in the league as he can't shoot for nothing just does rebounds and boards.



Since: Oct 1, 2006
Posted on: November 1, 2011 9:01 pm
 

Kris Humphries gets nothing in Kardashian divorce

Who cares, he got off cheap if it's only a $2 million dollar ring it's a lesson.  Lesson being don't trust a chick that makes youtube porn and does anything for attention.  Chances are she will get bored and move on to  her next conquest to get attention.  Treat her like garbage and she will come back so be nice.


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