If you were thinking Kris Humphries walks away with some big fortune after his marriage to Kim Kardashian crashed into flames, think again. TMZ reports:
As we first reported, Kim and Kris have a prenup -- which Kim felt was "the smart thing to do."via Kim Kardashians Prenup -- Kris Humphries Comes Up Goose Eggs in Divorce | TMZ.com.
Sources familiar with the prenup tell TMZ ... the document keeps ALL assets separate, and with such a short marriage neither walks away with money from the other -- not a single penny.
Now that leaves just one piece of business on the table -- Kims $2 million engagement ring. Sorry Kris, but you lose on 2 counts:
1. Under California law, once you said "I do," you lost any rights to the ring
2. You didnt pay for the ring, stupid
It's just so strange the the marriage ended in less than 75 days. I mean, if Kris and Kim can't make it work, who can?
We'd love to be bringing you actual news, like, say, about the NBA's opening night, but guess what? Still locked out, no talks scheduled. Look what you have reduced us to, NBA. Look.