Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut?

Roburt Sallie was cut from his team for a... different reason. (Getty Images)

Posted by Royce Young

Some stories are more delicate than others. Especially ones involving private parts.

Roburt Sallie, a former Memphis Tiger who once scored 35 points in 36 minutes during the NCAA tournament by going 10-15 from 3, has been playing in Spain chasing his NBA dream. But he had a setback this week as he was cut from his team.

That's not news. Because you probably have no idea who Roburt Sallie is. It's the reason Sallie was cut. According to Spanish basketball news site tubasket.com, with the help of Google Translate:

Yes, you heard. The truth is stranger than fiction. Roburt Sallie, escort 25 and 1.95 m.'s Basketball 20117 Tarragona (Adecco Gold), was cut early in the month of December, officially, for disciplinary reasons. Now, with the Catalan newspaper 'The 9 Esportiu', we learn the real reason for his dismissal.

On 18 November, his team won the ENIAC Knet & Rioja, 83-75, with his 5 points in 20 minutes. After the party he had to pass the drug test and then was caught. When asked if he was taking any medications, acknowledged that yes, some pills named 'Extends' to lengthen the penis.

Nothing bad if not for the 'little' detail that can make for testosterone doping, and worse, because nobody in the club knew, with consequent damage to the Tarragona in case of receiving a sanction.

It was then understood why the player, formed at the University of Memphis and graduated a year before finishing his basketball career in the NCAA, his poor relationship with peers, and almost never take a shower in the locker room, or after the matches or training, not to see him naked peers.

Um...

Not exactly the ideal way for your time to end with a team. Getting busted on doping is one thing, but for using "Extends?" I guess PEDs in sports really are out of control.

Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut?

dk13beso Since: Jul 29, 2009	Posted on: February 15, 2012 1:05 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? Leave it to a Raider 32 fan to inform the world that he's "equipped." Hey bro; none of us care about your attributes or lack thereof. On a side note; taking Extends can be dangerous to your health, especially if you take it 3 hours or less before a game. [ Reply to Comment ]
Dimpled Balls Since: Jul 14, 2008	Posted on: February 14, 2012 12:02 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? Just tie a brick to it, its cheaper [ Reply to Comment ]
Paul4Cats Since: Oct 20, 2008	Posted on: February 13, 2012 11:35 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? Royce Young needs a remedial class in fifth-grade English. This sentence should embarrass both him and CBS: "It was then understood why the player, formed at the University of Memphis and graduated a year before finishing his basketball career in the NCAA, his poor relationship with peers, and almost never take a shower in the locker room, or after the matches or training, not to see him naked peers." Did you miss this part? According to Spanish basketball news site tubasket.com, with the help of Google Translate: He took a Spanish article and used a crappy translation site to get that paragraph. I guess reading isn't a requirement for being a Tennessee fan. That said, if his basketball career doesn't work out, Sallie could always be a spokesman for Extenze. [ Reply to Comment ]
us66mo Since: Jan 16, 2012	Posted on: February 13, 2012 11:34 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? Was he planning on switching to a women's league? [ Reply to Comment ]
BarefootSerpent Since: Nov 12, 2006	Posted on: February 13, 2012 10:13 pm Royce Young not fluent in English Royce Young needs a remedial class in fifth-grade English. This sentence should embarrass both him and CBS: "It was then understood why the player, formed at the University of Memphis and graduated a year before finishing his basketball career in the NCAA, his poor relationship with peers, and almost never take a shower in the locker room, or after the matches or training, not to see him naked peers." [ Reply to Comment ]
Ees110 Since: Nov 1, 2009	Posted on: February 13, 2012 8:00 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? Did he buy them from Jimmie Johnson? [ Reply to Comment ]
irving1967 Since: Jan 11, 2007	Posted on: February 13, 2012 7:42 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? Maybe he wanted to look impressive in the lockeroom [ Reply to Comment ]
Crispyone Since: Jan 4, 2007	Posted on: February 13, 2012 7:12 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? He should have played in China. [ Reply to Comment ]
themuzzer Since: Oct 17, 2006	Posted on: February 13, 2012 6:51 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? it is called 'Extenze' I wouldn't know, [ Reply to Comment ]
bullsfan1985 Since: Feb 26, 2010	Posted on: February 13, 2012 6:46 pm Enlargement pills got Roburt Sallie cut? it is called 'Extenze' [ Reply to Comment ]

Royce Young needs a remedial class in fifth-grade English. This sentence should embarrass both him and CBS:
"It was then understood why the player, formed at the University of Memphis and graduated a year before finishing his basketball career in the NCAA, his poor relationship with peers, and almost never take a shower in the locker room, or after the matches or training, not to see him naked peers."

Did you miss this part?

According to Spanish basketball news site tubasket.com, with the help of Google Translate:

He took a Spanish article and used a crappy translation site to get that paragraph. I guess reading isn't a requirement for being a Tennessee fan.

That said, if his basketball career doesn't work out, Sallie could always be a spokesman for Extenze.

Royce Young not fluent in English

Royce Young needs a remedial class in fifth-grade English. This sentence should embarrass both him and CBS:
"It was then understood why the player, formed at the University of Memphis and graduated a year before finishing his basketball career in the NCAA, his poor relationship with peers, and almost never take a shower in the locker room, or after the matches or training, not to see him naked peers."

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