Posted by Tom Fornelli
I've never had the honor of getting my mouth washed out with soap. It's not that I didn't swear a lot as a child, I swore like a sailor, it's just that I made sure not to do it in front of my parents. Though even if I had, I'm not sure either of them would have stuffed a bar of Ivory down my throat as much as they'd just tell me not to do it.
My parents were forgiving folk, which can't be said of Texas fans it seems. There was a bet between a Texas fan and a Nebraska fan over last weekends game that called for the loser to either pay the other $200, or eat a bar of soap. Upon seeing his team lose, Johnny Nebraska chose to go the bar of soap route. Thankfully people recorded the whole thing so that we could enjoy his incredibly clean embarrassment.
You can really taste the lye!
Hat tip: Wiz of Odds