It seems like a long time ago, but I can remember when I was in college, and I'd be walking home from a bar or a party really late at night or early in the morning. Some of those walks were long, man. Especially given the state a person is normally in while making those late night walks. Inevitably, after the night of drinking, you'll have to pee as well.
So you find yourself about a mile from home, and you really have to pee. What do you do? Do you hold it and risk wetting your pants, or do you look at the world around you and just see one giant toilet? If you're Penn State running back Silas Redd, well, I know what your answer is.
Penn State freshman backup tailback Silas Redd is in trouble with the law.Hey, he was just trying to engineer some agriculture. There are a lot of nutrients in beer, and Redd was just trying to share them with the earth below to help them survive the cold Pennsylvania winter. He probably should be handed awards for caring so much about the planet, not being handed citations.
He was cited at 4:13 a.m. today by university police for allegedly urinating in public near the Agriculture Engineering building on campus.
Redd, from Norwalk, Conn., was charged with disorderly conduct, which carries a fine.