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Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Posted on: March 17, 2011 12:15 pm
 
Posted by Tom Fornelli

I'm not sure what the weather is like where you live, but here in Chicago, things have finally started getting lovely outside. Temperatures over 60, sun shining in the air, and the prospect of spring and summer no longer so far off on the horizon. Of course, this also means that it's time to start getting ready to dress for the summer, and in some cases, that means new swimming apparel.

You don't want to show up at the beach or the pool in yesterday's fashions, you want to look smooth. The problem is, some of those new swimsuits can be pretty expensive, and if you're a college student, you may not have the money to spend. Well, don't worry, Ole Miss reserve quarterback Evan Ingram knows a way you can get those trunks cheap.

Just put them on under your pants and attempt to walk out the door without paying.
A Jefferson Parish, La., sheriff’s deputy working security at a department store at 3301 Veterans Boulevard in Metairie, La., saw Ingram and another man, Wayne Ingram, enter a fitting room area with clothing, according to sheriff’s department records. When the officer confronted Wayne Ingram, Evan Ingram fled but was apprehended by security officers, the arrest record said.
Evan Ingram, 19, was “found wearing a stolen swimsuit beneath (his) outer pants and shorts,” the arrest record said. The value of the goods Ingram was accused to have stolen was $59.50.
Wayne Ingram, 20, was arrested and charged with theft of goods under $500, battery of a police officer and felony resisting police force. The report alleged that Wayne Ingram was wearing three pairs of shorts under his pants, with a total value of $225.
While the story doesn't say, I assume that Wayne Ingram is Evan's brother. 

Ole Miss released a statement saying it was "aware of the situation and gathering details from the incident." Ingram is a walk-on in Oxford, coming to the school from Hargrave Military Academy last season.
Comments

Since: Nov 3, 2006
Posted on: March 19, 2011 9:48 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

This is probably team hazing. I'm sure Masoli told Ingram that stealing a swimsuit was his initiation. It just wouldn't feel right for there to be a story like this without Masoli involved.



Since: Sep 26, 2010
Posted on: March 19, 2011 1:14 am
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

The first question that crossed my mind was; I wonder if he was roommates with Masoli? Sorry Miss fans not intending to rub it in but I do find it kind of humorous.



Since: Oct 15, 2008
Posted on: March 19, 2011 12:27 am
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Battery and resisting arrest. They must have tried to take them off.



Since: Feb 24, 2010
Posted on: March 18, 2011 11:41 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Evan could set up shop and sell crack in the Vaught-Hemingway parking lot to pay his bail like Jimmy Johns did in the parking lot beside Bryant-Denny.



Since: Nov 9, 2008
Posted on: March 18, 2011 6:39 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

MUBootheel... now your post was funny Brother!



Since: Nov 9, 2008
Posted on: March 18, 2011 6:37 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Jeremiah Masoli and now Evan Ingram... helluva class ya' got there in Oxford Mr. Nutt!



Since: Mar 18, 2011
Posted on: March 18, 2011 6:07 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Musta had pictures of Cam on them & he thought they were Cammie jams !!!



Since: Jan 16, 2010
Posted on: March 18, 2011 5:23 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Robbing a bank I get, lifting some bling perhaps, Rollin out with a 12 pack understandable, but a speedo cmon man they nust have been out of thongs.



Since: Mar 18, 2011
Posted on: March 18, 2011 1:59 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

 

OK. Let's play "what if". Just for funsies.

What if dude decides it's best to get out of Dodge before he gets kicked out? What if he goes to Bling Jr. College and wins the JC National Championship? What if he then wants to transfer to, say, oh, I don't know, Mississippi State. But his Daddy wants MSU to pay $180,000.00 that MSU doesn't have, so he decides to go to Auburn for free, because he likes TPing trees.

Will AU take him? If so, are they gonna take the four back they just kicked off the team? If not, why did they take another QB with a criminal record?

They just be makin' my head spin down there.

 

 

 

 





Since: Feb 28, 2008
Posted on: March 18, 2011 1:55 pm
 

Ole Miss QB busted stealing swim trunks

Houston Nutt does not recruit thieves!

Oh, wait nevermind........Masoli!


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