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My Day Too Late NFL Predictions

Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:30 am
Edited on: September 30, 2008 9:34 am
 
I forgot to post this before the games ran Sunday, but since I am the consummate professional, I am still going to reveal them here. Some of them were slightly off:
  • Sorry Washington, there is no way you are beating America's football analyst bandwagon team.
  • Ha ha Jets! You guys get stuck with Brett Favre, who's so old he just can't keep it up for an entire game. I bet by the second quarter he's already gassed. You guys only wish you had Aaron Rodgers, someone so durable and so accurate.
  • Remember when Larry Johnson was actually good? Even the horrid Denver defense is going to be able to shut him down.
  • Seriously, what's with the lamp? You can only buy 99.9% of the official Steelers team merchandise released?! You sir, are not a fan.
  • The Chargers have looked decent in recent weeks, but I just don't think they have an explosive enough offense to rally in the 4th quarter.
  • It will be a tough task for the Rams stadium announcing crew to keep from laughing out loud when they announce Trent Green as their starting quarterback. It will be an even tougher task to keep them from offing themselves later in the season after watching a few more games of this team.
  • Frank Caliendo's Dish Network commercials, just as hilarious as his TBS show featuring sketches with an astounding 8 impersonations, 4 of which are John Madden. A show so funny even TBS said it wasn't good enough to stay on their air.
  • The Titans undefeated streak will end this week when they run into the unstoppable force that is Gus Frerotte.
  • With Carson Palmer out with a last-minute injury, the Bengals hand the reigns over to Ryan Fitzpatrick from Harvard. At least with a guy that smart, they won't be making too many costly mistakes...
  • Come on Jacksonville, have an exciting close game for once!
  • Thank you Coors Light, finally a beer bottle that turns blue to tell us when it's cold, it was way too hard to tell by touching it with our hands.
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Since: Aug 16, 2006
Posted on: October 1, 2008 4:07 pm
 

My Day Too Late NFL Predictions

You, my good sir, are correct.



Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: October 1, 2008 3:11 pm
 

My Day Too Late NFL Predictions

This is the funniest blog on Sportsline.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: September 30, 2008 11:49 am
 

My Day Too Late NFL Predictions

  • Seriously, what's with the lamp? You can only buy 99.9% of the official team merchandise released?! You sir, are not a fan.

  • Well...Tiffany style lamps don't fit just every decor...god forbid you find them in a "man haven"...lol. 



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