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Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:46 am
 

Hmmm. I think that's what it says...



































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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 12
2. NFL-Solomon 11
3. kwelly 7
3. Train Derailer 7
4. jzinger34 4
4. Hoosier Mick 4
4. TJ4499 4
5. YU Tennisballs 3
5. Warped Mind 3
5. randomname5 3
6. Vamos_JK 2
6. reed8992 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Sunnysidez86 2
7. Strictly Butta 1
7. Jellydonut 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Charle76 1
7. Fanat5280 1
7. axeman 1
7. ktopp24 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax 1
7. BigJimSlade29 1
7. scott00049 1
7. STRANGE 1
7. Coach Bib13 1
7. EGOB 1
7. mikeyfan1599 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. The back of the shirt reads "Subtlety is highly overrated".
2. When their equipment didn't arrive in time for the competition, the team was forced to cut up it's stereotypical picnic blanket to use as swimsuits. Not everyone was in favor of the plan, though. As you can tell, Ted really loved having picnics.
3. "What? Parking space is tight in China."
4. Hmm... Why do lesbians like kangaroos? This is like some kind of riddle or something. Dang... Now I'll be thinking about it all day.
5. Coach: "No, Gonzalez... For the last time, you should have gone to the bathroom before the game. And put your freaking hand down! You're 32 years old, for Pete's sake, and you're not even in a classroom!"
Comments

Since: Dec 26, 2006
Posted on: August 25, 2008 3:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

2.  They say that a checkboard pattern adds 3 inches.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 23, 2008 5:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

hey, someone's gotta pick up the slack for him, right??  

Ain't nobody gotta pick up any slack for me bee-otch. My whining stands second to none.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

hey, someone's gotta pick up the slack for him, right??  



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

wow, no love for the anagram.  granted not necessarily that hilarious but still....sniff...sniff....

ktopp, I thought you were on vacation?!?



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

wow, no love for the anagram.  granted not necessarily that hilarious but still....sniff...sniff....



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 10:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#1.. Casey! I went to school with your son! What are you thinking???

#2..Its these ridiculous suits for sure!

#3..AWW FUG!!! A School Bus!!!!!

#4..I can't believe you let her bring that!!

#5..HEY!!! YO!! I gotta go real bad!!!!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 10:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline


jzinger34
#1. you mean to tell me there was a photo caption two through five?
#2.
#3.
#4.
#5.

turbozo
Picture #2 -- The whole team looked shocked and despondent after Marco popped Enrique in the lip and confiscated all the team's towels away...some guys don't like getting that joking snap on the buttocks after a win

River_Rat
3. NASCAR in India just doesn't have the same following as it does in America. Here the pole sitter, winner, and only entrant Babaloo Hellotechsupportcanihelpyou, climbs from the winning car at the Microsoft 400 to the roar of tens of fans. At least they had a better turnout than California Speedway.

Syd Lash
4. The Kangaroo was hoping he'd fit in, but realized to his horror, that he was the only one not wearing some type of glasses.

NFL-Solomon
5.) When asked if anyone was feeling odd from the heat, Enrico was the only one who raised his hand, but nobody noticed Raul playing with his hallucinatory dog.



TJ4499
Pros and Cons of purchasing implants...

1. Pro - they detract from facial eye contact / Con - could've spent the bucks on a nose job
2. Pro - your teammates are more than willing to give you whatever you want / Con - your teammates are more than willing to give you whatever they want
3. Pro - men love to watch you run in your track outfit / Con - wind resistance and could've spent the bucks on some better wheels
4. Pro - they bring out the playfulness in everyone / Con - you could've got the Roo with playful appendages instead settling for a "foot rub"
5. Pro - women wait for you outside your locker room after the game / Con - your teammates wait for you in the showers after the game

August Scoreboard

1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 7
3. Train Derailer 7
4. jzinger34 5
4. TJ4499 5
5. Hoosier Mick 4
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. Warped Mind 3
6. randomname5 3
6. River_Rat 3
7. Vamos_JK 2
7. reed8992 2
7. Waldocruise 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
8. Strictly Butta 1
8. Jellydonut 1
8. Meat Supply 1
8. Charle76 1
8. Fanat5280 1
8. axeman 1
8. ktopp24 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax 1
8. BigJimSlade29 1
8. scott00049 1
8. STRANGE 1
8. Coach Bib13 1
8. EGOB 1
8. mikeyfan1599 1
8. Syd Lash 1
8. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 9:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1.) Trying to promote cut rate Costa Rican plastic surgery, the shirt reads: Sexy, even filled with sludge.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 9:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

2.) Yasser Arafat's boy toys haven't had much to do since his death.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 9:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Didn't go to work today, and had things to do, but I checked on things about 4p and decided to wait to post. I wanted to see if I've lost my edge because I was posting so early recently, so let's see...


1.) No matter what her shirt said, the fact she had 6 weeks of grease in her hair belied the claim.
2.) Of course these guys are bummed, notice the swimsuits. After they lost the race, they were sold to Ralston Purina for Purina Wolf Chow, and wolves like their food live.
3.) I know how silly this looks, but hey Jzinger, with the "High Price of Gas", this puppy gets 65 mpg.
4.) Serious huffers will do anything to sneak nitrous into a sporting event.
5.) When asked if anyone was feeling odd from the heat, Enrico was the only one who raised his hand, but nobody noticed Raul playing with his hallucinatory dog.



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