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Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:46 am
 

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1. The back of the shirt reads "Subtlety is highly overrated".
2. When their equipment didn't arrive in time for the competition, the team was forced to cut up it's stereotypical picnic blanket to use as swimsuits. Not everyone was in favor of the plan, though. As you can tell, Ted really loved having picnics.
3. "What? Parking space is tight in China."
4. Hmm... Why do lesbians like kangaroos? This is like some kind of riddle or something. Dang... Now I'll be thinking about it all day.
5. Coach: "No, Gonzalez... For the last time, you should have gone to the bathroom before the game. And put your freaking hand down! You're 32 years old, for Pete's sake, and you're not even in a classroom!"
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Since: Jul 11, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 4:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1. "if ya want my body.. and ya think I'm sexy.. come on, sugar, let me know. If you really need me, just reach out and touch me.. come on, honey, tell me so."

2. "Damn, I really wish I was with the girl from Picture #1 instead of here with you losers. Dude, could you at least sit up straight so I don't have to see your man rolls!?"

3. "Wheels on the car go round and round, round and round..."

4. "OK hurry up and get this match over with.. I can't wait to get home and play with my new toy! Yeah, I'm talkin' bout you buddy.. we're gonna have some fun tonight!"

5. Coach: "OK team, we have a choice of who our new sponsor will be.. it's either Viagra, or Trojans. Who here would like it to be Viagra? Show hands. OK, that's 1.
Dude #6: "Ohh damn.. uhhh.. nevermind, coach.. my bad, I thought you were talking about something else."



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 21, 2008 4:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Who are you? Fabio? I don't see anything wrong the grill.

Who's looking at her face?  And yes, I am Fabio....and I can prove it.  Listen to me say this and then you decide.

I can't believe it's not butter.  **flex muscles**




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 4:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

4) Of course the controversy started with the movie Kangaroo Jack but after this display at the 122nd Wimbledon this year, the ACLRoo is considering filing a libel suit on behalf of the Marsupial family!



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 21, 2008 4:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

What is on Waldo's Ipod??

#1 - Crazy B!tch - Buck Eye Cherry

#2 - The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

#3 - Low Rider - War

#4 - Jump Around - House of Pain

#5 - Hands up - Lloyd Banks




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 4:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1.  This is actually an anagram ad for Ticketmaster for the BMX upcoming season:  "CYCLE SEASON TIX SALE"

Can't believe the anagram is actually in there - way too much time to figure that one out. Nicely done.



Since: Nov 20, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 3:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1.  We see here a prime example of a Butter Face.

Who are you? Fabio? I don't see anything wrong the grill.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 3:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1.  This is actually an anagram ad for Ticketmaster for the BMX upcoming season:  "CYCLE SEASON TIX SALE"



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 3:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1)  Showing off the big boobs is one thing, but teasing the men (at her bikini line) with the top edge of her orthonovum patch is going too far.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Consuela (photo #1) was all smiles as her friend told her Ferdinando (photo #5) obviously had her on his head from the looks of his pregame tv appearance, but Jorge (photo #2) just knew it was Juan (also photo #2) Fedinando (photo #5) was thinking of since he couldn't have him, but Juan (photo #2) couldn't stop thinking of LaKeisha (photo #3) and how he just wanted to get in her car (photo #3) and drive away.  Although he wouldn't exactly know how to explain that to his fiance', Sophie (photo #4), who was a blow up doll marketer currently advertising her new Aussie line.  Ironically, Ferdinando (photo #5) was her first customer and his shipment arrived last evening...hmmmm....that explains alot.

I couldn't help but think of SpaceBalls when I read this...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Pros and Cons of purchasing implants...

1. Pro - they detract from facial eye contact / Con - could've spent the bucks on a nose job

2. Pro - your teammates are more than willing to give you whatever you want / Con - your teammates are more than willing to give you whatever they want

3. Pro - men love to watch you run in your track outfit / Con - wind resistance and could've spent the bucks on some better wheels

4. Pro - they bring out the playfulness in everyone / Con - you could've got the Roo with playful appendages instead settling for a "foot rub"

5. Pro - women wait for you outside your locker room after the game / Con - your teammates wait for you in the showers after the game

 



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